The Bankrupt Inn Function Room. Intrim AGM Results !

philnicandamy

just to bring the tone down completely....

Charles and Camilla's Wedding

Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were
finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said,
"Charles, darling, please remove my shoes. My feet are killing me!"

Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not
budge.
"Harder!" yelled Camilla.
"Harder?" Charles yelled back, "Darling! it's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.
Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla
exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I
told
you with a face like that, she was still a virgin!"

gettingitsorted

Mike_St_Helens wrote: »

DJ Jim is on... Its Mariah Dance for now.. but that will go when weve had a beer or 2 !

GIS, Go put the curry under a low hear... Where are all the regs tonite !!

Tis done my sweet and iv put the bread i made earlier in to warm too

Tashja

Oh the tone is getting lower - lol

Little Johnny asks his dad for a telly in his bedroom.

Next day Johnny comes downstairs and asks "Dad whats love juice?"

Dad looks horrified and tells Johnny all about sex. Johnny just sat with his mouth open in amazement. Dad enquires "So what where you watching"

Johnny says "Wimbledon"!!

jobby_2

Rat bag Remmer was just doing that one and you got there first!!!

Mike_St_Helens

Tashja wrote: »

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

See the person in the joke was feeling crabby when they told the woman in the queue that but that is the sort of thing I would say to a stupid person as routine !!!!

T xx

Tell ya T - Its a right laugh over here ...

Remmer

Last one ......promise
Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon...........
This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again t o see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain!

1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right ha nd .

Your foot will change direction.

I TOLD YOU SO!!!
And there's nothing you can do about it! ; ;

You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so ! !

gettingitsorted

I will haft to try that at a later date as i dont want to break the laptop lol

Mike_St_Helens

Remmer wrote: »

Last one ......promise
Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon...........
This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again t o see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain!

1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right ha nd .

Your foot will change direction.

I TOLD YOU SO!!!
And there's nothing you can do about it! ; ;

You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so ! !

LOL... Me & J have just sent the last few mins trying this out... Its Impossible !!

philnicandamy

I just fell over my desk....damn having no co ordination!

Richard_S

Looks like we're missing another party, got company again, oh yipee :mad: