Spam email help

shaun_from_Africa

A couple of years ago I received an e-mail asking if I would help someone who "found" 2 cases of gold bullion in Iraq.
I replied to the e-mail and managed to drag it out for a fail while before the person concerned finally gave up.

He told me that he was an American soldier and even sent me copies of his ID.
I think my 8 year old son could do a better photoshop job!

barbiedoll

Oh dear, what is going to happen to the "assassin" once his paymaster (i.e. the person who wants you DEAD) finds out that he has double-crossed him?

What a load of rubbish.....send something like this back.

Dear Mr Vanuchi.
I'm very sorry but if you want to come and KILL/ASSISINATE me, you will have come round before 7.30 as I'm going out to play darts this evening. However, if you pop into the Slug and Lettuce any time after 7.30, you may be able to KILL/ASSASINATE me at a time more convenient to us both. Please be aware though that your boys won't be able to use firearms to KILL/ASSASINATE me as any form of smoking (including smoking guns) is strictly forbidden in the bar. Of course, you are perfectly welcome to KILL/ASSASINATE me in the pub garden, it is a nice open space and your boys should get a good clear aim.

If you would rather arrange a more mutually suitable time to KILL/ASSASINATE me, please don't hesitate to contact me, you have my address and phone number, you are welcome to call or visit for a chat. I hope you aren't allergic to animals as I have 14 cats, 3 guinea pigs, a rabbit and a large chinchilla, most of which are tame and love visitors! Please bring your boys too, it would be nice to meet them before they KILL/ASSASINATE me.

Please note that I have absolutely no money but I do have a rather nice dictionary that I picked up in a charity shop. If you like, I can show you how to spell "Assassin" which, I would like to point out, actually has four S's in it. I'm guessing that english is not your first language but if so, I must compliment you on your command of english, you have clearly worked hard at school!

Kind regards

Mr James Bond.

ValHaller

barbiedoll wrote: »

Oh dear, what is going to happen to the "assassin" once his paymaster (i.e. the person who wants you DEAD) finds out that he has double-crossed him?

What a load of rubbish.....send something like this back.

Dear Mr Vanuchi.
I'm very sorry but if you want to come and KILL/ASSISINATE me, you will have come round before 7.30 as I'm going out to play darts this evening. However, if you pop into the Slug and Lettuce any time after 7.30, you may be able to KILL/ASSASINATE me at a time more convenient to us both. Please be aware though that your boys won't be able to use firearms to KILL/ASSASINATE me as any form of smoking (including smoking guns) is strictly forbidden in the bar. Of course, you are perfectly welcome to KILL/ASSASINATE me in the pub garden, it is a nice open space and your boys should get a good clear aim.

If you would rather arrange a more mutually suitable time to KILL/ASSASINATE me, please don't hesitate to contact me, you have my address and phone number, you are welcome to call or visit for a chat. I hope you aren't allergic to animals as I have 14 cats, 3 guinea pigs, a rabbit and a large chinchilla, most of which are tame and love visitors! Please bring your boys too, it would be nice to meet them before they KILL/ASSASINATE me.

Please note that I have absolutely no money but I do have a rather nice dictionary that I picked up in a charity shop. If you like, I can show you how to spell "Assassin" which, I would like to point out, actually has four S's in it. I'm guessing that english is not your first language but if so, I must compliment you on your command of english, you have clearly worked hard at school!

Kind regards

Mr James Bond.

Amusing. But really, do not grace these people with a reply.

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