Exercise and Fitness Thread

G-G_4

johng_uk wrote: »

:rotfl: .Calm yourself woman! :eek:

No more after dark jogging for me! :laugh:

Hold on.. I never did that anyway.. :rolleyes:

misspointy

Well Im armed and dangerous so I think Im quite safe!

At a deadly height of 5ft 3 1/2 and a heavy 52kg no- one knocks on my door:rotfl:

misspointy

Well Ive been out on my bike today, cycled to my friends, its only 3 1/2 miles away so all in all was a 7 mile trip.
Found a new brand type of lip gloss called - bug and fly gloss:mad: all the places they have to land and they chose my lips. So I was vey lady like spitting all the way there.:rotfl:

johng_uk

G-G wrote: »

No more after dark jogging for me! :laugh:

Hold on.. I never did that anyway.. :rolleyes:

Beat me to it!!! :rotfl:

johng_uk

misspointy wrote: »

Well Im armed and dangerous so I think Im quite safe!

At a deadly height of 5ft 3 1/2 and a heavy 52kg no- one knocks on my door:rotfl:

I tried the doorbell when I was in norfolk ('04 - '06)...Your battery must be dead !!:rotfl:

G-G_4

misspointy wrote: »

Well Ive been out on my bike today, cycled to my friends, its only 3 1/2 miles away so all in all was a 7 mile trip.
Found a new brand of lip gloss called - bug and fly gloss:mad: all the places the have to land and they chose my lips. So I was vey lady like spitting all the way there.:rotfl:

hahahaha! That's teach you to try and be ladylike in the future..!

misspointy

johng_uk wrote: »

I tried the doorbell when I was in norfolk ('04 - '06)...Your battery must be dead !!:rotfl:

Obviously I was in the shower after an intense workout:D

johng_uk

misspointy wrote: »

Well Ive been out on my bike today, cycled to my friends, its only 3 1/2 miles away so all in all was a 7 mile trip.
Found a new brand of lip gloss called - bug and fly gloss:mad: all the places the have to land and they chose my lips. So I was vey lady like spitting all the way there.:rotfl:

That's why I don't go running. Well that and my eyeshadow drips into my eyes..Stings like hell!!! :rotfl:

G-G_4

misspointy wrote: »

Well Im armed and dangerous so I think Im quite safe!

At a deadly height of 5ft 3 1/2 and a heavy 52kg no- one knocks on my door:rotfl:

You're armed? What like, two arms and two legs? :laugh:

I've got a rather nice air gun in the garage..

johng_uk

misspointy wrote: »

Obviously I was in the shower after an intense workout:D

Liar .... I scaled the drainpipe and saw nothing?!!