Trying for a Baby Part 9

claire16c

tea_lover wrote: »

I'm prepared to travel

Its so humid a pub garden with cold drinks sounds great.

Im paranoid Ill need some kind of fertility treatment in 6 months if Im not pregnant and they'll decline me because my bmi is 18. something, and they'll prob whinge it needs to be 18.5 or 19, which for me is as hard as those of you who need to loose weight, so my solution is to eat Ben & Jerrys every day. Which also helps with PMT/AF and general moodiness about TTC.

Pub drinks would also help :rotfl:

claire16c

littleme82 wrote: »

Loulou - women with fags and pushchairs are an absolute disgrace. When my DP sees them walk past he sometimes says something to them. Those kids are not given the choice about whether or inhale it or not. They just look like they couldn't give a sh*t. Having a kid provides them with a home and income as far as they are concerned. Sorry that's my rant :mad:


Claire - tell me about it - this waiting is worse than the 2ww - there is absolutely nothing to symptom spot! Think we are cycle buddies too!

AFM - nothing to report so back to lurking again I suppose!

xxx

You'll prob ov before me then as youre on the clomid now!

Women who smoke with babies should be banned. :mad:

becsxxx wrote: »

Claire - I HATE WAITING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Generally just the most impatient person ever, I've always been the same!

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Same here!

angeltreats wrote: »

Can't believe it.

Just got back from the doctor where we talked about having DH's SA (it'll be next week).

Opened my emails when I got back only to find an email from my sister in law, announcing that she is pregnant.

Luckily I'm working from home today as there is no way I could have coped with this at work. DH phoned me immediately to see if I was ok, which of course I wasn't, he was for coming straight home bless him but I wouldn't let him.

So that's one of my best friends, my sister in law and about twenty (not exaggerating) other friends and acquaintances from facebook, all in the same week, and one of them immediately after we'd spend twenty minutes at the doctor's talking about why we might not be pregnant yet.

I might just say sod it to doing any work today and sit with a bottle of gin and a box of malteasers instead.

Oh no...I was so annoyed last month when I found out that my sisters BIL is having a baby with a girl he met like 6 months ago or something.

Then yesterday I found out DHs friend let it slip that his girlfriend of 7 months is accidentally pregnant. Then DH told him about the miscarriage, apparently he felt really awful and kept apologising!

I just don't get it. What are the chances of an 'accident' (accident my &*s* its called not using contraception everytime) happening at the exact time of ovulation!! When were all bding all over the shop!

Part_Mouse

Tea lol that did make me chuckle.

Xx

codemonkey

claire16c wrote: »

Its so humid a pub garden with cold drinks sounds great.

Im paranoid Ill need some kind of fertility treatment in 6 months if Im not pregnant and they'll decline me because my bmi is 18. something, and they'll prob whinge it needs to be 18.5 or 19, which for me is as hard as those of you who need to loose weight, so my solution is to eat Ben & Jerrys every day. Which also helps with PMT/AF and general moodiness about TTC.

Pub drinks would also help :rotfl:

Claire - I will happily donate my excess body fat to your cause.

angeltreats

Go away, stupid spamming idiot.

codemonkey

angeltreats wrote: »

Go away, stupid spamming idiot.

:rotfl::rotfl:

now what if that was the only person who could perform the groundbreaking procedure to transfer all my extra fat to Claire and now you've scared them away?!! What am I supposed to do with this dyson full of fat now huh?

:rotfl::rotfl:

faithhope

Linz - congrats on your engagement!!!

LOL if we all gave Claire the fat we wanted rid of she'd be about 20st!!

I am pondering whether to do some housework or just go for a nap on the sofa. I'm already half way with the sofa cos I'm already sitting on it so I may as well

I saw a baby today who looked like me and she was smiling away and wouldn't stop looking at me. I was thinking you could be mine (cos she was so similar, not cos I was going to baby snatch :eek:) Also she had plenty of rolls of fat too. Think I've officially lost it.

tea_lover

faithhope - it's a slippery slope. Before you know it you'll be thinking random stranger's babies should be yours because you deserve them more than they do! At which point it's clearly time to stop leaving the house

ETA:... and for any pg ladies who still lurk over here, I've just ordered a bag and a flour shaker in the cath kidston sale. I blame you all!!

claire16c

codemonkey wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl:

now what if that was the only person who could perform the groundbreaking procedure to transfer all my extra fat to Claire and now you've scared them away?!! What am I supposed to do with this dyson full of fat now huh?

:rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl:

Yes I'll accept a transfer but only if it goes to my boobs and I've got skinny arms - every inch of fat I do have is on my hips & bum! Thanks ill be more in proportion then!

Yes I'll hold off on 20st worth Faith lol!!!

Ugh stupid spammers!

tea_lover

Lol - now they've removed that post it looks like we've all fallen out!