The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

fairclaire

nuttybabe wrote: »

my husband says 'couldnt hit a barn door with a banjo' quite a lot when watching footy :rotfl:

that's polite.....I make the kids wear ear plugs when my OH is watching footy:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

fairclaire

zagubov wrote: »

Somebody who's not too handsome
"had a face like a dropped pie":rotfl:

.....face like a burst welly:rotfl:

pk04

DODO wrote: »

Freebie alert

Doesn't mean much to me but snap and save on topcashback - buy 2 ready made pancake mixes and get £2 back ( in asda £2 so free)

Hope someone can turn this post into something others will understand!

Was just about to post this when I read back

The traditional version is £1 each in tosco (yr paid 20p to take 2 away after topcashback & apg) so good for fillers if buying s&g - not American version as Msm say they don't stock it :cool:

They both look to be 1.12 each in morries so cost ends up after apg as 2p for 2 (£2.24 less 10% less £2)

Hth

nuttybabe

fairclaire wrote: »

that's polite.....I make the kids wear ear plugs when my OH is watching footy:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

he does come out with other stuff as well, thankfully, kids dont listen to him

Magsta

evening just popping in quick before lights out...for all the welshies..

l'll do it now in a minute

and one always used by my gran when i was messing about

there'll be tears before bedtime...............she was usually right

night all

nuttybabe

Magsta wrote: »

evening just popping in quick before lights out...for all the welshies..

l'll do it now in a minute

and one always used by my gran when i was messing about

there'll be tears before bedtime...............she was usually right

night all

i say both of them and we moved from wales when i was 5

fairclaire

I just asked my OH about things my dad used to say....I couldn't remember rightly a saying he had about larger ladies ( no offence meant at all!)

anyway....if he saw a generously sized lady he used to say ' imagine her bloomers full of 50p pieces' :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

My OH has just asked why I wanted to know......and said ' I thought you talked about shopping on there' :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

princessmelody2009

My mam says: 'He/She looks like he/she's chewing a wasp, sucking pess (Rhymes with hiss) off a thistle' - (Looking angry/annoyed)

Raven

pattylabelle wrote: »

No morries comparison in NI........if only:D

Which store was it Patty ?


Only one I usually get asked for a receipt is . . a-b-y center

And its been that way since the change back.



That said if someone is presenting the same voucher twice in the same store then they are asking for trouble and will make things tougher for all of us.

zagubov

fairclaire wrote: »

.....face like a burst welly:rotfl:

..face like a busted clog :rotfl: