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The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread
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Door works both waysOur Family Motto ~If all else fails - read the instructions...
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pattylabelle wrote: »It is policy now...but was not consistent across the branches. I was attaching receipts but some assistants were confused as to why they were being given them and were giving them back immediately. Multiple copies of the same apg were being handed in to the same branch where receipt taking was lax. Party is over:D:D
Maybe they bought loads of Mullers0 -
Here's a couple of dodgy jokes I didn't get round to posting last night which was joke night with 6yo dd..
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
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A cloud!!
What do you call a blind deer?
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No idea (no eye deer)
What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
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Still no idea.
Sorry!!:):)0 -
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Okay two more
Wish your hands worked as fast as your mouth.
God gave you two ears and one mouth, so you listen twice more than speak.0 -
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pattylabelle wrote: »No morries comparison in NI........if only:D
I meant for example although i did forget that0 -
Dad used to say they were so poor as kids even the mice ate out0
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