The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

Snap-ant

Door works both ways

henrik777

pattylabelle wrote: »

It is policy now...but was not consistent across the branches. I was attaching receipts but some assistants were confused as to why they were being given them and were giving them back immediately. Multiple copies of the same apg were being handed in to the same branch where receipt taking was lax. Party is over:D:D

Maybe they bought loads of Mullers

Shortfatscotsbloke

Here's a couple of dodgy jokes I didn't get round to posting last night which was joke night with 6yo dd..

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
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A cloud!!


What do you call a blind deer?
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No idea (no eye deer)


What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
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Still no idea.


Sorry!!:):)

frequent

Snap-ant wrote: »

Door works both ways

Hiya Snap ant, regards to 4p.

Nothing is impossible right ?

Try slamming a revolving door

Your not to big for your boots.

pattylabelle

henrik777 wrote: »

Maybe they bought loads of Mullers

No morries comparison in NI........if only:D

its_a_secret_66

Okay two more

Wish your hands worked as fast as your mouth.

God gave you two ears and one mouth, so you listen twice more than speak.

Bananababe

Snap-ant wrote: »

Door works both ways

Don't let the door hit you on the way out :rotfl:

fairclaire

mummyvb wrote: »

I have bought 80, but I've got 6 children so the stocks are rather depleted already. I need to stock up again if it is still a goer tomorrow.

we're getting through about 8 a day :eek:.....the fridge door will be worn out :rotfl:

henrik777

pattylabelle wrote: »

No morries comparison in NI........if only:D

I meant for example although i did forget that

its_a_secret_66

Dad used to say they were so poor as kids even the mice ate out