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The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

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  • Snap-ant
    Snap-ant Posts: 15,944 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic Combo Breaker
    ;)

    Door works both ways
    Our Family Motto ~
    If all else fails - read the instructions...

  • henrik777
    henrik777 Posts: 3,054 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper
    It is policy now...but was not consistent across the branches. I was attaching receipts but some assistants were confused as to why they were being given them and were giving them back immediately. Multiple copies of the same apg were being handed in to the same branch where receipt taking was lax. Party is over:D:D

    Maybe they bought loads of Mullers ;)
  • Here's a couple of dodgy jokes I didn't get round to posting last night which was joke night with 6yo dd..

    What do you call a sheep with no legs?
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    A cloud!!


    What do you call a blind deer?
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    No idea (no eye deer)


    What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
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    Still no idea.


    Sorry!!:):)
  • frequent
    frequent Posts: 4,938 Forumite
    Snap-ant wrote: »
    ;)

    Door works both ways

    Hiya Snap ant, regards to 4p.

    Nothing is impossible right ?

    Try slamming a revolving door :D

    Your not to big for your boots.
    Back to square one, no apg, no comment.
  • henrik777 wrote: »
    Maybe they bought loads of Mullers ;)


    No morries comparison in NI........if only:D
    never stop doing your best because someone doesn't give you credit
  • Okay two more

    Wish your hands worked as fast as your mouth.

    God gave you two ears and one mouth, so you listen twice more than speak.
  • Bananababe
    Bananababe Posts: 7,358 Forumite
    Mortgage-free Glee!
    Snap-ant wrote: »
    ;)

    Door works both ways

    Don't let the door hit you on the way out :rotfl:
  • fairclaire
    fairclaire Posts: 22,698 Forumite
    mummyvb wrote: »
    I have bought 80, but I've got 6 children so the stocks are rather depleted already. I need to stock up again if it is still a goer tomorrow.

    we're getting through about 8 a day :eek:.....the fridge door will be worn out :rotfl:
  • henrik777
    henrik777 Posts: 3,054 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper
    No morries comparison in NI........if only:D

    I meant for example although i did forget that :D
  • Dad used to say they were so poor as kids even the mice ate out
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