The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

fairclaire

LaaCaz wrote: »

I could "trip over a matchstick that wasn't there"!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I could sleep on a washing line :rotfl:

Mildred1970

fairclaire wrote: »

I could sleep on a washing line :rotfl:

I could eat a scabby horse between 2 matresses

pk04

Queenriderbrekke wrote: »

Possibly undo the trap and clean it out if you are DIY minded?

Most definitely not

Mildred1970 wrote: »

This may have already been mentioned by now but apparently hair removal cream works...never tried it myself but if you've got any old immac hanging around could be worth a go

I do have several free nair tubes ..... :cool:


Thanks for all the replies - I knew i could rely on you :A

I think I'll try a few starting with the things I can find in my flat, so nair first

sally06

bubbs wrote: »

My das favourite saying was you wait till your mum comes home!
She only went tailoring classes once a week, he just couldnt cope with us 5 girls :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

my mum's favourite saying was "wait till you Dad gets home". She was very soft and he was very strict:D

Do people still say "duck" & "c@ck"? I've just remembered one "my giddy aunt":D

Curlytop_2

Classy_Chick06 wrote: »

Right guys, the receipt shows 3 cereals bought
barcodes
000002767857L £1.68
505244977012L £1.58
000002114859L £1.58 (choc squares)

Its the middle one! the APG tells me the second one is choco snaps, although the receipt just says cereal, but i have checked with msm and choc snaps are £1.68.
just checked on msm and there is only 2 others for that price in the offer which are honey hoops and golden balls.

The middle one is............................Honey or Choco numbers! (can't remember which, but there was only one 'numbers' cereal)

Out of stock in my local Asda, not on my MSM or Asda online, but they defo usually stock in the store - there was a barcode on the shelf edge. So is that all three worked out?

sally06

Mildred1970 wrote: »

I could eat a scabby horse between 2 matresses

:rotfl: I've heard of the scabby horse, but not between 2 matresses :rotfl:

Mildred1970

elsie1969 wrote: »

Afternoon everyone..... hope your days are going well.

Not much to report as not been shopping today, but noticed one thing when going through the real food mag. Not seen it mentioned......

50p Moc for Llamas baked bites
These are £1.69 each or 3 for £3 till 17th.
Now, if you happen to have more than 1 mag :eek::o:rotfl: although moc says 1 per transaction, i'm sure by picking a nice young studenty looking SA ;);) ..................

What are these llama things like? Has anyone tried them? Tia.

fairclaire

Curlytop wrote: »

The middle one is............................Choco numbers!

Out of stock in my local Asda, not on my MSM or Asda online, but they defo usually stock in the store - there was a barcode on the shelf edge. So is that all three worked out?

well done...nice bit of detective work. That will be the trigger then and should work with any other 2 showing in the offer :T:T

...actually my lot won't eat choccy cereals but great for those that do

Dizzy_Ditzy

Mildred1970 wrote: »

I could eat a scabby horse between 2 matresses

Or between two sheets of lasagne :eek::rotfl:

fairclaire

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

Or between two sheets of lasagne :eek::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: