The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

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Mildred1970 wrote: »

I could eat a scabby horse between 2 matresses

2 matresses is northern for burger buns

pk04 wrote: »

Most definitely not

I do have several free nair tubes ..... :cool:

Thanks for all the replies - I knew i could rely on you :A

I think I'll try a few starting with the things I can find in my flat, so nair first

Get a wet & dry hoover and give it a good suck

sally06

TrulyMadly wrote: »

If the sign above says half price, as it did in my local you should get them for £19 not £20:)

in this case sada owes me £3! £1 for overcharge and £2 GC:)

Curlytop_2

fairclaire wrote: »

Just had a look. Most are either n/a or the same price But the Choco squares are £1.58 at As and £1.39 at Sainsbos, so a box of the numbers and 2 squares would get a small return

So, is this how it would work...?

Get three boxes as above in Asda, pay £3, but non offer price is £1.58 + 1.58 + 1.58 = £4.74
APG only picks up 2 x 1.58 = £3.16, which it compares to Sainsburys @ 2 x 1.39 = £2.78, so gives an APG of 3.16-2.78= £0.38.
Which means we get three boxes of cereal for £3-0.38 = £2.62.

Please correct if I've gone wrong (I'm sure someone will )

Smart1e

Mullers very cold on Hu kd lol...:j:j:j I almost couldn't find them!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

fairclaire

Curlytop wrote: »

So, is this how it would work...?

Get three boxes as above in Asda, pay £3, but non offer price is £1.58 + 1.58 + 1.58 = £4.74
APG only picks up 2 x 1.58 = £3.16, which it compares to Sainsburys @ 2 x 1.39 = £2.78, so gives an APG of 3.16-2.78= £0.38.
Which means we get three boxes of cereal for £3-0.38 = £2.62.

Please correct if I've gone wrong (I'm sure someone will )

I don't do sums:cool::rotfl: well maths isn't my strong point! but yes, that looks about right

sally06

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

I was threatened with that many a time, and my mother often threatened to bang our heads together, never did though.

I am starting to feel very old reading this thread, my grandmother had a front room. Only problem was the front door opened onto it so she had an old runner she used to have over the "good carpet" for letting people in the door. Whenever the vicar came to tea, or somesuch other, the runner was taken up, the sheets taken off the chairs, and the silver tea service came out :rotfl::rotfl: She liked to think she was being posh!

was your grandmother Hyacinth Bucket?

sally06

Smart1e wrote: »

Mullers very cold on Hu kd lol...:j:j:j I almost couldn't find them!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

glad to hear it:D

izzy65

Curlytop wrote: »

So, is this how it would work...?

Get three boxes as above in Asda, pay £3, but non offer price is £1.58 + 1.58 + 1.58 = £4.74
APG only picks up 2 x 1.58 = £3.16, which it compares to Sainsburys @ 2 x 1.39 = £2.78, so gives an APG of 3.16-2.78= £0.38.
Which means we get three boxes of cereal for £3-0.38 = £2.62.

Please correct if I've gone wrong (I'm sure someone will )

plus the 10% which is 28p so 3 boxs for £2.34 , I think:)

Sarahdol75

logie wrote: »

Afternoon all :wave:

Have managed a little rest and a catch up this afternoon thanks to some lovely friends :A

Had a delivery of my own special 'meals on wheels' yesterday
Seems like many of my colleagues have put their heads together because they wanted to help out and know I've been struggling a bit with being so tired and looking after the boys. 4 of them had each cooked a meal to go in the freezer (thank goodness I've been using up my freezer stash a bit over the past few weeks :rotfl:) so I've been able to relax during afternoon nap time without worrying about cooking an evening meal.

To top it all, I posted a general thank you message on FB only for several more to reply that their contributions will be delivered next week! Will save me so much time and energy Don't think i'll be needing to do a 'big shop' either

Glad your managing a rest, and what lovely friends you have.

Smart1e wrote: »

Mullers very cold on Hu kd lol...:j:j:j I almost couldn't find them!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Glad to hear it, this glitch may last a bit longer then.

m4rtin

TvA

There were a few more in 'my' favour but this is most significant Plus they paid cash/no cc so 60+ points kerching

1 x T EVERYDAY VALUEMATURE CHEDDAR (0.545 kg) 3.97 2.18

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