The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

rego

If you keep picking your nose your head will cave in !!!

Evangeline1971

Morning all

Some items from a womble and my own shop yesterday

A v M
1 x ASDA Smartprice Peppers (700g) £1.38 £0.99
1 x ASDA Butcher's Selection Pork Loin Steak (1Kg) £5.00 £4.50
6 x Volvic Touch of Fruit Strawberry (1.5L) £6.00 £6.00
1 x Knorr Stock Cubes Chicken (8x10g) £1.67 £1.39
1 x Pringles Sour Cream & Onion (190g) £1.50 £0.99
1 x Nescafe Gold Crema (200g) £5.00 £4.00

A v T
6 x Volvic Touch of Fruit Strawberry (1.5L) £6.00 £5.10
1 x Nescafe Gold Crema (200g) £5.00 £4.00
1 x Nivea Visage Daily Essentials Tinted Moisturising ... £2.00 £1.74
1 x Terry's Chocolate Orange - Milk (175g) £2.50 £1.37
1 x Flash All Purpose Cleaning Liquid Fresh Lemon (1L) £2.28 £1.15

There is a multibuy on the Volvic, 3 for £2.50 which is not showing on the APG

wackynut

Price porkies are in.

hampydoodums

rego wrote: »

If you keep picking your nose your head will cave in !!!

Or if you spend too long on that toilet your insides will fall out :eek:

Queenriderbrekke

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

Is that why you need the exercise bike :)

Lol! No it's to make sure my blood pressure keeps low, my weight is about right, could do with losing about 1/2 stone to make me perfect though:rotfl:

dipdap

wackynut wrote: »

Price porkies are in.

Bah, nothing on mine worth reporting.
Hopefully yesterdays are a bit faster than Wednesdays

elsie1969

Morning Lovlies.......
OK, I pop here for a breif look at the topic of the day and.....................

vanilla_twist wrote: »

Spend ages eyeing up the cucumbers checking them for length and girth:rotfl:
V x

Queenriderbrekke wrote: »

Aaahhh! But do you go for length? Or girth?

Myself I prefer a long thin one:rotfl:

Qrb..... I have to ask......

Is this because you tend to find it lasts longer?

You lot do have me :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Sometimes!!!!!

artypaws

artha wrote: »

"All mouth and (no) trousers"

Think I've used this one before to describe the ever boastful DM:rotfl:

dizzyditzy wrote: »

Another one
All fur coat and no knickers. Meaning acts like they've got money but in reality they have nothing.

Love both of these

Morgy9 wrote: »

Phew well it has now become a busy day - just been called - finally bone scan appt they wanted it to be Thursday half term. This would be second hospital appt of half term so asked if it could be done following week - "no because letter says needs to be done in the next 2 weeks". "Is this because its needed for consultants appt?", "Yes" - "Well thats two days before that date". (Consultants have sent letter second class they have only just got it - so they have one week not two:mad:). Anyhow nice lady - was going to ask med staff to start early one day - I offerred to be on standby for cancellation which she says they rarely have but don't want staff to be put on in their own time. Anyhow someone just cancelled - today :j :eek:. Have to go to Otley instead of Leeds - hey ho.

So off to google where it is, get change for parking, bath - change outfit to lose clothes. Meet friend for coffee (not seen since before Xmas) at 11, eat, shop, buy daughters birthday card, pick up niece in Tadcaster at 1pm then get to hospital for 2.20 and back for school run (thank god niece here should it over run she can pick em up).

DS school transforming into an italian restaurant tonight and money raised will go to cancer research - he is chef of lasagne. So he has to be fed and watered and back at school for 5.10pm. Eek - omlette and salad it is then .....

Must mention yesterday - blown away by school trip again it was lovely. DD's group loved handling their artefact which was an Egyptian alabaster pot used to store their eyeliner - over 4,000 years old - how lucky were they:). Well done Bagshaw museum Halifax.:T

hope all goes well with the scan

artypaws

Queenriderbrekke wrote: »

Aaahhh! But do you go for length? Or girth?

Myself I prefer a long thin one:rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

LaaCaz

sally06 wrote: »

I only found 2 wombles yesterday. Nothing on either of them. Why aren't normal shoppers buying the muller? LOL

While I was in Morries the other day, the people in front of me were buying them. When I was in sada a couple were arguing about how expensive they were :eek: I nearly broke and told them but there was a shelf stacker nearby!:rotfl: