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Due to the ASDA Price Guarantee, you're entitled to a voucher of £15.16 - against Sainsbob

1.19 x ASDA Bananas by Weight (100g)£0.80 N/A
0.46 x ASDA Onions by Weight (100g)£0.41 N/A
1.19 x ASDA Smartprice Apples by Weight £1.42 £1.42
1 x ASDA Crinkle Cut Frying Chips £2.00 N/A
1 x ASDA Table Salt (750g)£0.29 £0.29
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Fusilli (3Kg)£2.87 N/A
1 x Yorkshire Tea Bags (160 per pack) £3.00 £3.00
1 x Uncle Ben's Chilli Con Carne Sauce Hot £1.76 £1.00
1 x Cura-Heat Back & Shoulder Pain Pads (3)£2.72 £3.50
1 x Richmond Irish Recipe Thick Sausages (12) £2.00 £1.75
1 x Mr Kipling Mini Battenbergs (5)£1.30 N/A
1 x Mr Kipling Bakewell Tart£1.30 N/A
1 x Mr Kipling Lemon Slices (6)£1.00 N/A
6 x Batchelors Bigga Marrowfat Processed Peas £2.64 £2.00
1 x Warburtons Medium Sliced W/meal Bread £1.00 £1.45
1 x Burton's Wagon Wheels Original (6)£1.60 £1.00
1 x Burton's Jammie Wagon Wheels (6)£1.59 £1.00
2 x Ginsters Original Large Cornish Pasty £2.00 £2.00
1 x Ginsters Deep Fill Pepper Steak Slice (180g)£1.68 £1.00
1 x Mackie's of Scotland Sea Salt Potato Crisps £1.69 N/A
5 x ASDA Chosen by You Evaporated Milk £2.85 £3.50
2 x ASDA Hot Cross Buns (4)£1.60 £1.60
2 x Pringles Sour Cream & Onion £3.00 £2.50
4 x Diet Coke Caffeine Free (8x330ml) £14.00 £7.70
1 x Nestle Kit Kat 2 Finger Mint Bars (8)£1.59 £1.00
1 x Nestle Kit Kat 2 Finger Orange Bars (8)£1.59 £1.00
1 x Wall's Carte D'Or Strawberry Ice Cream £2.50 £1.74
1 x Wall's Carte D'Or Chocolate Inspiration £2.50 £1.74

Comparison total (compared products only)£51.33 £40.19

Against Morribob - +£3.84 cheaper

37 items (23 different) on your bill qualify for comparison

1.19 x ASDA Bananas by Weight (100g)£0.80 £0.94
0.46 x ASDA Onions by Weight (100g)£0.41 £0.41
1.19 x ASDA Smartprice Apples by Weight (100g)£1.42 £1.19 1 x ASDA Crinkle Cut Frying Chips £2.00 N/A
1 x ASDA Table Salt (750g)£0.29 £0.29
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Fusilli (3Kg)£2.87 £3.49
1 x Yorkshire Tea Bags (160 per pack - 500g)£3.00 £4.39
1 x Uncle Ben's Chilli Con Carne Sauce Hot (500g)£1.76 £1.00 1 x Cura-Heat Back & Shoulder Pain Pads (3)£2.72 £2.62
1 x Richmond Irish Recipe Thick Sausages (12 pack) £2.00 £3.50
1 x Mr Kipling Mini Battenbergs (5) £1.30 £1.45
1 x Mr Kipling Bakewell Tart£1.30 N/A
1 x Mr Kipling Lemon Slices (6)£1.00 £1.00
6 x Batchelors Bigga Marrowfat Processed Peas £2.64 £2.00
1 x Warburtons Medium Sliced W/meal Bread (800g)£1.00 £1.45
1 x Burton's Wagon Wheels Original (6)£1.60 £1.00
1 x Burton's Jammie Wagon Wheels (6)£1.59 £1.00
2 x Ginsters Original Large Cornish Pasty (227g)£2.00 £2.78
1 x Ginsters Deep Fill Pepper Steak Slice (180g)£1.68 £1.69
1 x Mackie's of Scotland Sea Salt Potato Crisps £1.69 N/A
5 x ASDA Chosen by You Evaporated Milk (410g)£2.85 £2.95
2 x ASDA Hot Cross Buns (4)£1.60 N/A
2 x Pringles Sour Cream & Onion (190g)£3.00 £1.98
4 x Diet Coke Caffeine Free (8x330ml)£14.00 £7.96
1 x Nestle Kit Kat 2 Finger Mint Bars (8)£1.59 £1.59
1 x Nestle Kit Kat 2 Finger Orange Bars (8)£1.59 £1.59
1 x Wall's Carte D'Or Strawberry Ice Cream £2.50 £3.50
1 x Wall's Carte D'Or Chocolate Inspiration Ice Cream ...£2.50 N/A
Comparison total (compared products only)£53.61 £49.77

I mucked up with the Mr Kipling against Sainsbob as I thought it would
pick up on their 3 for 2 offer but it didn't

savvy_sal

cjj wrote: »

I still say that one :rotfl: x

Another one was"up in Annie's room behind the clock" when you asked where something was.Don't know who Annie was

frequent

Findus beef lasagne 60 to 100 % horse

sky news

giddy up

had a asda smart price lasagne yesterday

ended up hot to trot ( that's the 10 bob bits )

SunnyDelight

aallank wrote: »

Went into my local T's Superstore and no signs up for the Ken Hon £5 deal :-(

Don't know how to copy and quote yet but hopefully will get the hang of this.

In our Tesco we have the scan and shop and when the breakfast deal was on I tried this and it showed £5 offer even though there were no signs up and CS knew nothing. Doesn't show what options though, just that there is a £5 deal available hth

HopePray

I went to Sada yesterday to look for the boots, (I cant see pictures on my work computer) so was wandering around not really knowing what I was looking for. However I saw really nice leather boots, brown or black for £45 but none at £20.
Does anyone have a photo pretty please.

fairclaire

savvy_sal wrote: »

Another one was"up in Annie's room behind the clock" when you asked where something was.Don't know who Annie was

in our house it was swinging from the chandelier.....we didn't have a chandelier :rotfl:

Call_of_Trouty

frequent wrote: »

Findus beef lasagne 60 to 100 % horse

sky news

giddy up

had a asda smart price lasagne yesterday

(cjh @ madmuppetshorsedisease)

It was on the news yesterday that Asda had removed the findus lasagne from the shelves..


well I think they forgot to tell my local store as there was loads there

savvy_sal

marrbett wrote: »

Ours was always 'bread and pullit!' Still don't understand it!

We used to get that as well.Also green peas under the table.Don't understand that one at all

Nannylala

I always leave the landing light on when I go to bed.This is something I have always done since Lala and her DB were small as I we were afraid:eek: they might fall down the stairs on the way to the toilet during the night .I do it now more for comfort after I lost my DH.:A

nikkilala_2

HopePray wrote: »

I went to Sada yesterday to look for the boots, (I cant see pictures on my work computer) so was wandering around not really knowing what I was looking for. However I saw really nice leather boots, brown or black for £45 but none at £20.
Does anyone have a photo pretty please.

These are the leather ones that are down to £20 instore now.Nannylala got hers today:) Black or Brown