The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

tigerwhite_2

nikkilala wrote: »

Glitch ALERT ALERT!! Both the original S&G's work!!

1 x Soft & Gentle Sensitive Antiperspirant Deodorant (...£1.00£0.20
1 x Soft & Gentle Body Responsive Antiperspirant Deodo...£1.00£0.20

Both against T's, Its the Passion flower and black orchid, and the almond milk and honeysuckle:T:T:T

But obviously don't buy with Mullers:o:o

I really do not need any more S&g :rotfl:

nikkilala_2

Wombled APG against M's, you are entitled to a voucher for £2.15:T:T

1 x ASDA Sunflower Oil (1L)£1.50£1.59
1 x ASDA Smartprice Mixed Weight Eggs (15)£1.34£1.36
2 x ASDA Chosen by You Passata (500g)£0.88£0.98
1 x ASDA Plums (500g)£1.00N/A
3 x ASDA Smartprice Oranges£1.47N/A
2 x ASDA Seeded Deli Ciabatta Rolls (2)£1.00N/A
1 x Princes Tuna Chunks in Sunflower Oil (4x160g)£4.00£4.00
1 x Natco Chana Dal Beans (500g)£1.00N/A
1 x Lancashire Farm Natural Probiotic Yogurt (1Kg)£1.20N/A
2 x ASDA Whole Cucumber£1.00N/A
1 x ASDA Smartprice Peppers (700g)£1.38£1.39
1 x ASDA Fresher for Longer Filtered Semi Skimmed Milk...£1.48N/A
1 x ASDA Fresh Tastes Bistro Salad (330g)£1.50N/A
1 x ASDA Garlic (400g)£1.75N/A
1 x ASDA Pears (600g)£1.00N/A
1 x Coca Cola (15x330ml)£6.00£5.00

Enterprise_1701C

madmuppet5 wrote: »

It was also illegal to tune into police frequencies. :D

Used to spend ages listening to the police Pretty sure (from my time working in a police station) that it was not illegal to listen, just to act on what you heard .......

rego wrote: »

What about this classic ......

Don't come running to me if you fall and break your leg !!!!

Was repeatedly told this when playing on the swing. Our swing was stapled into the lawn and the seat was on chains that were held onto the swing with a big O ring so you could go round and roung. And boy did I go round and round, the swing fell over once! I was uninjured though because I landed unceremoniously on the compost heap!!! Swings are not the same now

artha wrote: »

Feely lonely David.? Having to go and buy one? Didn't know they did them there:rotfl::rotfl:

Pretty sure they do sell Mates in Asda

rebeccalb

nikkilala wrote: »

Glitch ALERT ALERT!! Both the original S&G's work!!

1 x Soft & Gentle Sensitive Antiperspirant Deodorant (...£1.00£0.20
1 x Soft & Gentle Body Responsive Antiperspirant Deodo...£1.00£0.20

Both against T's, Its the Passion flower and black orchid, and the almond milk and honeysuckle:T:T:T

But obviously don't buy with Mullers:o:o

Any chance of a pic of the deodorant, not quite sure which ones to get.:D Please

nikkilala_2

rebeccalb wrote: »

Any chance of a pic of the deodorant, not quite sure which ones to get.:D Please

Here you are;)

nikkilala_2

tigerwhite wrote: »

I really do not need any more S&g :rotfl:

When does "need" ever come into a glitch;):p

David.

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

Pretty sure they do sell Mates in Asda

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

David.

Savvy might help you may hinder
20 items on your bill qualify for comparison Morrisons

+£5.57



1 x ASDA British Semi Skimmed Milk 4 Pints (2.27L) £1.00 £1.49

1 x ASDA Smartprice Black Pepper Ground (25g) £0.18 £0.26

1 x ASDA Smartprice Sweetcorn (326g) £0.32 £0.35

1 x Muller Light Cheesecake Flavoured Yogurt Fat Free ... £2.00 £3.69

1 x Heinz Thomas the Tank Engine Multigrain Pasta Shap... £0.40 £0.49

1 x Heinz Shrek Pasta Multigrain Shapes in Tomato with... £0.40 £0.49

1 x Heinz Bob the Builder Multigrain Pasta Shapes in T... £0.40 £0.49

1 x Heinz Hello Kitty Pasta Shapes in Tomato Sauce (20... £0.40 £0.49

1 x Heinz Madagascar Pasta Shapes in Tomato Sauce (205... £0.40 £0.49

1 x Fox's Ginger Crunch Creams (168g) £0.50 £1.09

1 x Goldenfry Original Mix for Farmhouse Style Light &... £0.48 £0.49

1 x Haribo Tangfastics (160g) £0.50 £0.50

1 x Alberto Balsam Shampoo - Limited Edition Mandarin ... £1.00 £1.00

1 x Saxa Fine Sea Salt (65g) £0.42 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Twists - Salt & Vinegar (120g) £0.90 N/A

1 x ASDA Medallion Steaks (350g) £3.34 N/A

1 x ASDA Smartprice Pork Pies (4 per pack - 440g) £1.08 £1.08

1 x ASDA Smartprice Sausage Roll (8 per pack - 480g) £1.19 £1.24

1 x ASDA Smartprice Sliced Carrots in Water (300g) £0.20 £0.20

2 x ASDA Smartprice Pork & Beef Mince (500g) £2.92 N/A

1 x Super Chunks Variety Pack (24x400g) £8.98 N/A

1 x ASDA Butcher's Selection Pork Loin Steaks (660g) £3.33 N/A

1 x ASDA Smartprice Mild Grated Cheddar (500g) £2.13 £2.13

1 x ASDA Wafer Thin Cooked Ham (400g) £1.65 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Thin & Crispy Ham & Mushroom Pi... £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Butcher's Selection Chicken Sage & Onion (1.4... £3.33 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Sour Cream & Chive Party Mix (1... £0.90 N/A

1 x Feldues Billy Bear Sliced Turkey & Pork Sausage (1... £1.00 £1.00

1 x Feasters Microwave Beef Burger with Cheese (150g) £1.00 N/A

1 x Feasters Chicken Burger Southern Fried (130g) £1.00 N/A

1 x M&M's Limited Edition Dark Chocolate Peanut (185g) £0.50 N/A

1 x Sure Women Antiperspirant Deodorant Fragrance Coll... £2.00 £2.99

1 x Surf Essential Oils Tropical Flowers & Ylang Ylang... £2.00 £3.19

Smart1e

Contender for most pointless post of the day

Debbie on Emmerdale PLEASE brush your hair! It's been bugging me a while, I lead a sad life!

Thanks to Nikki for confirming both S&G's :T:T:T I wonder if any other old favourites are back too?

dipdap

Hey all.
LOLing at all the sayings!!

We had a landing light, a passage light, a front room (at the back!)
Have heard so many already mentioned and whoever said they don't understand bread and pull it my Dad explained to me after years it means you get a slice of bread, bite it it and pull it with your hand (I assume he was right )