The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

David.

DODO wrote: »

If anyone is wondering if Tiny Shoes is OKthen am happy to say all fine, she's just busy etc .

Am seeing her tomorrow for our breakfast meet that was postponed from Friday to deliver all the cyber hugs you sent

Glad to hear :T:T thought she was snoring again on the settee stood me up once with that excuse :eek:

David.

artha wrote: »

Your getting as bad as David. with his "precious". You'll be getting up in the middle of the night next and stroking them tenderly...still I suppose its better than doing that to bin liners:rotfl::rotfl:

Bags I might add and I dont need to stroke them anymore as they are in there with me :cool:

David.

Any fish tonight artha ?

streetlights

Goodnight everybody, it's been great catching up. I hope the night shift have a great night.

David.

Wombled a free eye test on the back of a bus ticket last week.
Anyway went today Specsavers great service from start to finish found out I have +1.25 in each eye ( need to move things 6 inches further away from me) and spot on distance wise told me the top line is 20/20 and I read all three.
So got prescription as no way would I be allowed to pick glasses without DW off to poundland 2 pairs for £2 didnt have the +1.25 just +1 or +1.5
So +1 I am

wendyak

Evening Eliters, I must confess I have muller obsession and I have only just got my first batch.
We were in the store and I had carefully counted the ones I wanted and how many were doubles etc when OH started to move them.
I flipped and growled "put them down" and he got in as huff and walked away.
Later at the checkout a similar thing happened and I couldn't help myself, he mustn't mess with my shop, he has his own.
Please help me, three hours haven't even passed yet!!
Is there some sort of medication and do others get like this??

David.

David. wrote: »

Wombled a free eye test on the back of a bus ticket last week.
Anyway went today Specsavers great service from start to finish found out I have +1.25 in each eye ( need to move things 6 inches further away from me) and spot on distance wise told me the top line is 20/20 and I read all three.
So got prescription as no way would I be allowed to pick glasses without DW off to poundland 2 pairs for £2 didnt have the +1.25 just +1 or +1.5
So +1 I am

frequent wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Might I just add my eyesight to the floor is spot on unless I am laid on it at the time

fairclaire

wendyak wrote: »

Evening Eliters, I must confess I have muller obsession and I have only just got my first batch.
We were in the store and I had carefully counted the ones I wanted and how many were doubles etc when OH started to move them.
I flipped and growled "put them down" and he got in as huff and walked away.
Later at the checkout a similar thing happened and I couldn't help myself, he mustn't mess with my shop, he has his own.
Please help me, three hours haven't even passed yet!!
Is there some sort of medication and do others get like this??

I don't personally have a muller obsession, but someone in my house has! I bought 10 yesterday and there's 2 left:eek: I haven't had one and Oh doesn't like them.....kids all say they have had 1:rotfl::rotfl:

but then when anything disappears in large numbers, my kids have always just had one:rotfl::rotfl:

frequent

wendyak wrote: »

Evening Eliters, I must confess I have muller obsession and I have only just got my first batch.
We were in the store and I had carefully counted the ones I wanted and how many were doubles etc when OH started to move them.
I flipped and growled "put them down" and he got in as huff and walked away.
Later at the checkout a similar thing happened and I couldn't help myself, he mustn't mess with my shop, he has his own.
Please help me, three hours haven't even passed yet!!
Is there some sort of medication and do others get like this??

Refuse to take anyone not 11+ minded shopping with me.

Am watching Silence of the lambs

David.

wendyak wrote: »

Evening Eliters, I must confess I have muller obsession and I have only just got my first batch.
We were in the store and I had carefully counted the ones I wanted and how many were doubles etc when OH started to move them.
I flipped and growled "put them down" and he got in as huff and walked away.
Later at the checkout a similar thing happened and I couldn't help myself, he mustn't mess with my shop, he has his own.
Please help me, three hours haven't even passed yet!!
Is there some sort of medication and do others get like this??

Dont take him simple its bad enough counting and recounting without someone playing find the lady with your mullers