The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

davemorton

TrulyMadly wrote: »

No.

Women are attracted to kind, generous men with a wonderful sense of humour. Just like you lot on here:rotfl:

Yeah, what about onesies???

Smart1e

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My beloved GHD's gave up the ghost after about 5 years of use and £90 cost :eek::eek::eek: I saw these instore (loved the SEL of £59.97 down to £19.50 yeah I'm sure they were £60...)

They heat up to 230 degrees and are AS GOOD AS MY GHD'S :eek::eek::eek: I am gobsmacked I expected them to be carp for under £20!

Thought I would share as TBH I didn't want to spend that much but they are def as good as the GHD's. :T:T:T

frequent

fairclaire wrote: »

pleased for you:cool:....now Im jealous. I have no mail:rotfl::rotfl:

Also have no mail.

Starts a zero mail club, stomps feet, drinks kopparberg cider to ease suffering, the thought of apg cider is just to much

purdita

Snap-ant wrote: »

Sorry if not reading this right but are you having problems with Purdy's bum glands?
My previous dog Poppy regularly had to have a bum squeeze. Once they did get badly infected so ended up having them removed
I stupidly left the flower pot off her head & she licked the stitches out :eek::eek::eek: had to be stapled back together & flower pot worn! She could scoop cat food dishes up with it :rotfl:

♥ Alfie Pup La ♥

Yes I am/she is!!
I was shown how to do it and she was OK me trying externally yesterday, but I didn't get anything out.
We've had another try tonight with my OH holding her and me trying internally, but she squealed and was obviously distressed so it's off to the vets and sedation time. I'm going to try to get her in on Friday.
She ends up having antibiotics each time she gets this, and it's only something she's developed in the last year, but I think if it's going to be every couple of months or so, they'll need sorting for good like your Poppy.

David.

davemorton wrote: »

Yeah, what about onesies???

I dont think thats the problem mate looking at your avatar
its the drum everything else is good to go

davemorton

frequent wrote: »

Also have no mail.

Starts a zero mail club, stomps feet, drinks kopparberg cider to ease suffering, the thought of apg cider is just to much

Zero Mail Club Members ©
Frequent



Looks lonely there

fairclaire

Gee thank guys:cool::rotfl::rotfl:

frequent

Chrisv wrote: »

and valid until 31 October 2013.

Will get pulled way before then.

How many pdf's go through S/S @ A before the machine alerts interpol ?

Shortfatscotsbloke

nerfdad wrote: »

Night night sexy;):D:p
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Now that is just wrong on 150 million different levels!!

David.

frequent wrote: »

Also have no mail.

Starts a zero mail club, stomps feet, drinks kopparberg cider to ease suffering, the thought of apg cider is just to much

No dont do that :eek: you have mail :p:p