The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

fairclaire

frequent wrote: »

Is getting well confused between people and animals, who is sick, who's dog is sick and who gets the jabs ?



:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

actually I have the same symptoms as poor Alfie. an enlarged spleen and anaemia ....go figure!!

davemorton

David. wrote: »

Oh reading it back I might have maybe not 100% sure given a clue as to who was the needy one.
Dont worry they are not that bright on here
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eh :doh:
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TrulyMadly

fairclaire wrote: »

actually I have the same symptoms as poor Alfie. an enlarged spleen and anaemia ....go figure!!

There's been a lot of talk lately of someone having their anal glands emptied. Don't know if this would help you:);):p

David.

fairclaire wrote: »

actually I have the same symptoms as poor Alfie. an enlarged spleen and anaemia ....go figure!!

If only we had one of those magic wands everyone would be fine and asda would glitch

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

actually I have the same symptoms as poor Alfie. an enlarged spleen and anaemia ....go figure!!

No Dave, dont ask if she also has the 'other' problem that included feeding her fish and...........................

David.

davemorton wrote: »

eh :doh:
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Numpty :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
come on keep up a joke is never funny when you have to explain it

David.

TrulyMadly wrote: »

There's been a lot of talk lately of someone having their anal glands emptied. Don't know if this would help you:);):p

Was that not Dumpy and he seemed a lot more chatty tonight

Tinyshoes

fairclaire wrote: »

I only have one left tomorrow. Then Im on some seriously disgusting liquid. Im waiting on a scan which Im told will be no more than two weeks. let me get this right....my red cells are low, my white cells are too high and my liver function test has something wrong. Apparently working too hard because my spleen is still enlarged.

The scan should sort out what's going on. TBH I'll be happy to get the scan out of the way and sort out whatever is going on. I don't do 'Ill very well

Glad you only have one left, not so good about the "hold your nose" liquid but if it does help then you have to go for it.

My scan wait was not long and we had xmas in between so hope you get an appointment soon. Nothing worse than not knowing what is going on. Though I am still in that boat, had a bad bout on sunday, not made my doctors appointment for further investigation yet. Too much going on with mum at the moment.

fairclaire

TrulyMadly wrote: »

There's been a lot of talk lately of someone having their anal glands emptied. Don't know if this would help you:);):p

well Im not asking you....you'll get your rolling pin out:eek::eek::rotfl::rotfl:

David.

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Glad you only have one left, not so good about the "hold your nose" liquid but if it does help then you have to go for it.

My scan wait was not long and we had xmas in between so hope you get an appointment soon. Nothing worse than not knowing what is going on. Though I am still in that boat, had a bad bout on sunday, not made my doctors appointment for further investigation yet. Too much going on with mum at the moment.

Your mum would tell you to get your !!! down there if she knew :eek:
Seriously dont neglect yourself
Edit: now I never knew glass was a naughty word