The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

David.

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Oh no, it's the 'drinkie o'clock' thing again!! Probably best call it a night before I start talking intimately with Nerfy. Now that would be embarassing, wouldn't it!!:o:o

Night all.. xx;)

Lightweight :eek:

David.

nerfdad wrote: »

Night night sexy;):D:p
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:eek::eek::eek::eek: keep off the Bavaria
oh you have no choice now
Dumpy you are safe

Savvybuyer

Hello again.:) Strange how things happen that send us off on another course. I'm later than I wished tonight: I came home, saw the Finish dishwasher tablets were glitching, just been out to Tesco Expresses to try to get them.

:mad: - The first Tesco Express I tried (the nearest one) was a very small one, attached to an Esso petrol station. They wouldn't have stocked three of the packs, let alone six. Found just a couple of lemon 26s. So out I go, along the trunk road, onto another Express - took me some time to find it. They had the Lemon 26s, but no 26+26, but only five of them, one short. (Clearly I have competition.) Should have bought one from the petrol station store then took it back to the next one. Too late to go back as last 20 mins of the trading hours.

Those lucky ones of you must have big Tesco Expresses - I don't know where the 26 + 26 extra free is, as neither of mine stock it (their shelves aren't big enough). Trouble is we have three Tesco Extras and the Tesco Express shops are probably smaller to make up for it, as they're just neighbourhood shops. So it was just a waste of time and too much petrol. I don't think this glitch will be working tomorrow so I think that's it:mad:. (I could be completely wrong, but I suspect I'm not.)

David.

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Evening paw sniffers,

Just spent the last hour rubbing OHs oiled thighs with a rolling pin;)

This Strava bike challenge finishes tomorrow and his legs have turned to metal:eek:

MSE massage:)

Machine and thats him TM not you, well not as far as I know

Savvybuyer

Morries

Right, now rewind... and pretend it's one and a half hours ago...

And now the moment you've all been waiting for (now for far too long tonight).

Oops, my connec...






























:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

David.

artha you got mail

TrulyMadly

nerfdad wrote: »

I bet you wife is happy if your hung like a horse;)

No.

Women are attracted to kind, generous men with a wonderful sense of humour. Just like you lot on here:rotfl:

davemorton

David. wrote: »

artha you got mail

Thats not fair, I feel all left out now

frequent

Savvybuyer wrote: »

Hello again.:) Strange how things happen that send us off on another course. I'm later than I wished tonight: I came home, saw the Finish dishwasher tablets were glitching, just been out to Tesco Expresses to try to get them.

:mad: - The first Tesco Express I tried (the nearest one) was a very small one, attached to an Esso petrol station. They wouldn't have stocked three of the packs, let alone six. Found just a couple of lemon 26s. So out I go, along the trunk road, onto another Express - took me some time to find it. They had the Lemon 26s, but no 26+26, but only five of them, one short. (Clearly I have competition.) Should have bought one from the petrol station store then took it back to the next one. Too late to go back as last 20 mins of the trading hours.

Those lucky ones of you must have big Tesco Expresses - I don't know where the 26 + 26 extra free is, as neither of mine stock it (their shelves aren't big enough). Trouble is we have three Tesco Extras and the Tesco Express shops are probably smaller to make up for it, as they're just neighbourhood shops. So it was just a waste of time and too much petrol. I don't think this glitch will be working tomorrow so I think that's it:mad:. (I could be completely wrong, but I suspect I'm not.)

Never underestimate T's ability to !!!! it up even more let alone fix it.

It's a real rugger when that happens. Couldn't be a @rsed to walk to my local express 3 minutes up the road :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:.

Would have gone for it, had my stash from last years dtd and SSM gone below the 2 year supply level :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

( may have been disingenuous in an earlier post opps sorry )

David.

davemorton wrote: »

Thats not fair, I feel all left out now

Happy :cool: