The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

MKS

QPR10 wrote: »

:beer::beer:Harry Redknapp has a few players you could sell as a job lot

Only a few?

TrulyMadly

blondynurse wrote: »

thanks hun, not sure about being strong?
however I am always laughing! when you wrote about your friend having breast cancer part of me felt complete sorrow, but the nuts side of me was thinking, at least when u have it in ur breast you can have ur breast removed, but i have it on my neck if its removed my head will fall off!!!!!!!!
hope nobody takes offence as i am not poking fun at peoples misfortune only being my daft self xxxxxxxx

Aren't we all terrible. We always think the worst don't we? Good luck Blondie with your appointments this week.

All the positive elite vibes will be with you;)

blondynurse

Queenriderbrekke wrote: »

Hope all goes well with your appointment x

thank you hun xx

MKS

QPR10 wrote: »

Congratulations to Oldham beating Liverpool and to Brentford holding Chelsea to a draw, we dont like Brentford but we dislike Chelsea more

Don't forget Spurs being knocked out.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

PetuliaGristle

blondynurse wrote: »

thanks hun, not sure about being strong?
however I am always laughing! when you wrote about your friend having breast cancer part of me felt complete sorrow, but the nuts side of me was thinking, at least when u have it in ur breast you can have ur breast removed, but i have it on my neck if its removed my head will fall off!!!!!!!!
hope nobody takes offence as i am not poking fun at peoples misfortune only being my daft self xxxxxxxx

Hi blondynurse, good luck with your appointments. Loving your off the wall sense of humour and had a giggle about your head falling off, remember that laughter always helps

blondynurse

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Aren't we all terrible. We always think the worst don't we? Good luck Blondie with your appointments this week.

All the positive elite vibes will be with you;)

thank you xxxx

izzy65

blondynurse wrote: »

thanks hun, not sure about being strong?
however I am always laughing! when you wrote about your friend having breast cancer part of me felt complete sorrow, but the nuts side of me was thinking, at least when u have it in ur breast you can have ur breast removed, but i have it on my neck if its removed my head will fall off!!!!!!!!
hope nobody takes offence as i am not poking fun at peoples misfortune only being my daft self xxxxxxxx

blondynurse I am sure your sense of humour is what get you through many situations, good luck with the tests and am hoping for the best for you :A

MKS

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Aahh, Snap-ant, bless you.. I know you have been under a lot of pressure recently and the stress is obviously taking its toll..
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The punchline is coming, honest..
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Your picture is of a pair of plimsolls, not your husband.

How is the old man by the way??:D:D

Brilliant, SFSB:T:T:T

TrulyMadly

blondynurse wrote: »

thank you xxxx

I know Westie will be annoyed with my predictive text again:)

But you have turned from Blondy to Debbie Harry:)

Hope you dont mind:)

Shortfatscotsbloke

blondynurse wrote: »

when you wrote about your friend having breast cancer part of me felt complete sorrow, but the nuts side of me was thinking, at least when u have it in ur breast you can have ur breast removed, but i have it on my neck if its removed my head will fall off!!!!!!!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

v v funny blondy..

My fil has just been diagnosed with throat cancer which will not be treated and the doc has given him less than 6 months.

He is a lovely, lovely guy and I really, really wish he could have breast cancer instead. At least then he could have a moob or two removed and we could get to keep him..

Sorry, filling up here, better change the subject.