What silly things irate you about your OH/ partner

Hopelass

Team Lowe "gets angry when he's play fighting with the cat and the cat wins. yes he's scratched you. he's a cat."


This made me LOL! My OH does exactly the same and actually goes in a mood with the cat (gives her evils and everything) and sulks!! It doesn't make it better that I find this hilarious :rotfl:

BobQ

kitschkitty wrote: »

lol, Irate has 1 r and "irate you" isn't the correct syntax so I wouldn't worry! :rotfl:

True

What irritates me are people that turn adjectives like "irate" into verbs.

thehappybutterfly

BobQ wrote: »

True

What ignores me are people that turn adjectives like "irate" into verbs.

'Ignores' you? Bob - sort yourself out :rotfl:

thehappybutterfly

TeamLowe wrote: »

...i think mine is one of the longest and i've only been living with dh for five years, oh dear...

Oh I don't know.... add up all my posts in this thread and I've got tons but then I've got 18 years of annoying things stored up!

embob74

My OH always has something in the pockets of his overalls which have been put into the wash pile - string, tissue, sweet wrappers and nuts/bolts but NEVER leaves any cash in there!!
He always asks me what the LO's want/ need....err they've been your kids as long as they've been mine so why would I know any more?
He still breathes on my face in bed and I hate it. Can't stand my face covered and warm breath is suffocating. I roll over so I can breathe freely.
He smokes :-(

jakes-mum

He uses me as his walking dictionary, whether its filling a form or talking to his mate on Skype (who also cannot spell to save his life) he will ask me to spell each individual word for him regardless of what I may be doing at the time. His favourite moment being when I'm reading!

If I read something and giggle he will always ask me what I'm laughing at and get stroppy when I say 'it doesn't matter' knowing full well that explaining it too him will not have the humour it did reading it to myself.

He also does the bowls in the sink and fills them with a bit of water, we have a dishwasher right next to it, but regardless whether its full or empty, bowls go in the sink.

Balls his used sweaty socks together so I have to pick them apart to go in the wash! Sorry but that's just gross!

Interrupts me, even when I'm talking to someone else, he will just talk over me :mad: ds now does it too

And finally, he taps me on the head in his sleep, he likes to sleep with his arm across the top of my pillow, and if he's really tired he develops a twitch that causes him to tap his fingers on my head every 2 - 3 minutes.

kelfen

embob I HATE it when he breathes on me when he's asleep. Just, sleeping breath, ugh

purple.sarah

If he goes to bed before me he wraps the quilt around him, snug as a bug in a rug, and sleeps diagonally! I don't think he even knows he's doing it, but I have to fight to get into bed and grab some quilt!

Macca83_2

jakes-mum wrote: »

He uses me as a walking dictionary.

I quite often get the 'eh how do you spell...?'

cherub1965

Jakesmum I thought it was just my OH that did that, like morse code,or he does it on the brass headboard making a loud noise.

He also does the river dance in his sleep. He had a dog dream last week. his toes and fingers were moving really fast and he was chewing something, just like when the dog dreams :rotfl:

When he yawns he shouts, on the in breath its like aaaaaah then on the out its kind of wah wah wah wah wah waaaaaaah. an annoying habit he has picked up. Just want to punch him when he does it.

He constantly jiggles round, if he isnt drumming his fingers he is juggling his foot or his whole leg

He 'cleans' the kitchen and leaves the dishcloth and sponge etc in a bit of scummy water festering full of crumbs etc . I have a plastic bowl I leave in the sink to put bleach and water in and the dishcloth etc lives in it. He leaves everything on the worktops instead of away and dont know how he manages it but he gets the kettle minging. Its dark red metal so a quick wipe will clean it but noooo.

He goes out to the kitchen for something and farts while he is out there and then comes in and sits down, result is the fart gas wafts everywhere.:(

Goes the toilet to read his book in peace,sometimes 45 mins at a time.

And he loves that phish food icecream but sucks the icecream off the polar bears and saves them to eat at the end
if he has wine gums or any fruit jelly sweets he piles them up in colour order and has to leave the black and red ones to last and eat them together
cola bottles he sits there and bites the clear bit off the top and then puts it back so he can eat all the bottoms together because he reckons they have more flavour. and he breathes/snorts really loudly when he eats them
when he starts a meal he is ok but he gets faster and forgets he is in company, starts eating like somebody is going to steal his dinner. dog makes less noise. I just do the 'calm down,calm down!!'
I fold all his washing and if he wants something from a pile in the wardrobe he doesnt just lift the pile a bit and take it out he just throws what is on top to the back in a heap :mad:
when he is off he has to read every page of news,scores,sport,weather etc on teletext thingy before he moves in the morning
Totally takes over the remote,every ad break he puts the tv guide on ,if there was nothing on ten mins ago what makes him think there is now?? Puts something rubbish on he will have seen before and sits glued to the end.
He wears crocs in the summer and his favourite batman t shirt. I dont mind as it deters other women. along with his long hair and girly hairband
BUT on the plus side he does all the cooking and dishes when he is home. Nothing is too much trouble and he is the most placid easy going man ever,and his blue eyes have a naughty twinkle and that grin and look in his eyes makes me melt :A:A