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Snap-ant · 12 January 2013 at 6:10PM

♥ Lovely Logie

artha · 12 January 2013 at 6:12PM

logie wrote: »

Well I got sick of sitting on the sofa......

Couldn't stand to look out of the kitchen window at my poor neglected garden any longer. Donned hat, hoodie (it's surprising how cold your head gets with no hair :rotfl:) and two pairs of gloves (latex then gardening to keep the nasties out) and have had a mad hour clearing leaves and chopping back dead stuff

I feel so much better for it. Some fresh air and gentle exercise was just what I needed. All the little bulbs have started to poke through and now i'll be able to see them properly over the next few weeks and months.

Am not going crazy though. Have already cleaned myself up, stuck the clothes in the wash and am in nice clean pyjamas (well i'm not going out anywhere ) back in my sofa corner with a cuppa

Did the same today and noticed that the snowdrops are showing colour. Bit earlier than last year:)

Snap-ant · 12 January 2013 at 6:13PM

On Neosi dangerous houshold jobs theme

We spotted this window cleaner in Belfast last year

David. · 12 January 2013 at 6:15PM

Second one from the 28th :eek: 2 digits unreadable just tried what I thought was one and 9 numbers to go with it no luck.

rudeboy71 · 12 January 2013 at 6:16PM

Ok then as requested here is Our New Snow Bengal, Hope i have done this right. here goes im going to click POST

FunkyFeet · 12 January 2013 at 6:19PM

Sarahdol75 wrote: »

Is it just me that loves ironing, done 3 hours of my friends yesterday.

omg:eek: i am so excited reading this...feel like all me parayers have been answered:D

before anyone else does, I know dm will want to...I call first dibs:D
Sarahdol75 is all mine...all mine when it comes to ironing, u can have all me lot to do:)

Hello all :wave:

Vanilla twist, glad to see u were back safely, I put my laptop on when I got in at 4'ish to see if u had logged in, u had so I went to bed, was too tired to log in and post:)

Hope u will have a fun night tonight, I am in and will be looking forward to an update....details please:)

David. · 12 January 2013 at 6:20PM

£90 + bill from earlier today and a voucher for 10p :rotfl:

38 items (35 different) on your bill qualify for comparison Tesco

+£7.07

1.51 x ASDA Sweet Potatoes by Weight (100g) £1.93 £2.85

1.09 x ASDA Red Cabbage by Weight (100g) £0.84 £0.92

0.42 x ASDA Leeks by Weight (100g) £0.70 N/A

0.46 x ASDA Broccoli by Weight (100g) £1.15 £1.15

1 x ASDA Sunflower Oil (1L) £1.39 £1.69

1 x ASDA British Skimmed Milk 4 Pints (2.27L) £1.00 £1.29

2 x ASDA Chosen by You Garlic Baguette (210g) £1.00 £2.00

1 x ASDA Free Range Medium Eggs (6) £1.00 £1.59

1 x ASDA Smartprice Chopped Tomatoes (400g) £0.31 £0.31

1 x ASDA Pea & Ham Soup (400g) £0.58 £0.59

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Spaghetti in Tomato Sauce (215g... £0.29 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Chicken Noodle Soup (400g) £0.58 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Garlic Butter Chicken Kievs (2 ... £2.18 £2.18

1 x ASDA Salad Tomatoes (6) £1.00 £1.00

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Seedless Raspberry Jam (454g) £0.80 £0.80

2 x ASDA Chosen by You Spicy Vegetable Cous Cous (110g... £1.24 N/A

1 x ASDA Extra Special Spritzer - White Grape (750ml) £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Extra Special Red Grape Spritzer (750ml) £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Teatime Classic Eccles Cakes (4... £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Chocolate Chunk Muffins (4) £1.00 £1.00

1 x ASDA Let's Cook Crispy Potato Slices (300g) £1.50 £1.36

1 x ASDA Green Seedless Grapes (500g) £2.00 N/A

1 x Petits Filous Little Desserts Chocolate & Vanilla ... £1.50 £1.50

1 x Carex Bacteria Protect Superior Anti-Bacterial Han... £1.00 £1.80

1 x Birds Eye 100% Cod Fillet Fish Fingers (10 per pac... £2.09 N/A

1 x Kellogg's Variety Pack (8x25g) £1.00 £1.04

2 x Heinz Toast Toppers Ham & Cheese (128g) £1.70 £1.70

1 x Jucee 100% Pure Apple Juice (6x200ml) £2.00 N/A

1 x Clover (250g) £1.00 N/A

2 x Warburtons White Sandwich Thins (6 per pack - 255g... £2.00 £2.50

1 x Kingsmill Love to Toast Pancakes (6) £0.69 £0.80

1 x Goldenfry Original Mix for Farmhouse Style Light &... £0.48 N/A

1 x Lyle's Golden Syrup Bottle (454g) £0.98 £0.98

1 x Money Savers Refuse Sacks with Tie Top (20) £1.00 N/A

1 x Longley Farm Virtually Fat Free Cottage Cheese wit... £1.00 N/A

1 x Kingfisher Shredded Crab Meat (170g) £1.06 N/A

1 x Bisto Favourite Gravy Granules Reduced Salt (170g) £1.00 £1.00

1 x Yeo Valley Organic Raspberry & Passion Fruit Yogur... £1.24 £1.50

1 x ASDA Whole Cucumber £0.50 £0.90

1 x ASDA Smartprice Mushrooms (750g) £1.15 N/A

1 x ASDA Spring Onions £0.70 £0.90

1 x ASDA Smartprice Peppers (700g) £1.38 N/A

1 x ASDA Chocolate Mini Rolls (6) £0.80 £0.80

1 x ASDA Trio Leaf Lettuce £1.28 N/A

1 x ASDA Smartprice Chocolate Mini Rolls (6) £0.40 £0.40

1 x ASDA Smartprice Passata (500g) £0.29 N/A

1 x ASDA Smartprice Pork & Egg Roll (15 per pack - 227... £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Sweetcorn (2) £1.79 N/A

1 x ASDA Strawberries (227g) £1.50 £2.00

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Fresh Egg Tagliatelle (250g) £0.87 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Ham & Cheese Tortellini (300g) £1.38 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Ridge Cut Variety Crisps (6x25g... £1.40 N/A

1 x ASDA Clementine (650g) £1.50 £2.20

1 x ASDA Bananas (10) £1.40 N/A

1 x ASDA Butcher's Selection Stir Fry Pork (500g) £2.97 £4.29

1 x ASDA Coleslaw Mix (160g) £0.75 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Vegetarian Spicy Bean & Nacho B... £1.58 £1.58

1 x ASDA Great Stuff Garden Gang Apples (550g) £1.00 N/A

1 x Actimel Strawberry & Banana Yogurt Drink (8x100g) £2.58 £2.58

1 x Lenor Infusions Fabric Conditioner Concentrate Cit... £2.00 £1.68

1 x Surf Essential Oils Powder Tropical Flowers & Ylan... £4.50 £4.00

1 x Colgate Sensitive Whitening Toothpaste Tube (50ml) £1.00 N/A

1 x Kraft Vegemite (220g) £1.97 £1.98

Comparison total (compared products only) £47.79 £54.86

1 items (28 different) on your bill qualify for comparison Sainsbury's

+£5.93

1.51 x ASDA Sweet Potatoes by Weight (100g) £1.93 £1.51

1.09 x ASDA Red Cabbage by Weight (100g) £0.84 N/A

0.42 x ASDA Leeks by Weight (100g) £0.70 £1.08

0.46 x ASDA Broccoli by Weight (100g) £1.15 £1.15

1 x ASDA Sunflower Oil (1L) £1.39 £1.69

1 x ASDA British Skimmed Milk 4 Pints (2.27L) £1.00 £1.29

2 x ASDA Chosen by You Garlic Baguette (210g) £1.00 £1.60

1 x ASDA Free Range Medium Eggs (6) £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Smartprice Chopped Tomatoes (400g) £0.31 £0.35

1 x ASDA Pea & Ham Soup (400g) £0.58 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Spaghetti in Tomato Sauce (215g... £0.29 £0.30

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Chicken Noodle Soup (400g) £0.58 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Garlic Butter Chicken Kievs (2 ... £2.18 N/A

1 x ASDA Salad Tomatoes (6) £1.00 £1.00

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Seedless Raspberry Jam (454g) £0.80 £0.89

2 x ASDA Chosen by You Spicy Vegetable Cous Cous (110g... £1.24 N/A

1 x ASDA Extra Special Spritzer - White Grape (750ml) £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Extra Special Red Grape Spritzer (750ml) £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Teatime Classic Eccles Cakes (4... £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Chocolate Chunk Muffins (4) £1.00 £1.69

1 x ASDA Let's Cook Crispy Potato Slices (300g) £1.50 N/A

1 x ASDA Green Seedless Grapes (500g) £2.00 £2.00

1 x Petits Filous Little Desserts Chocolate & Vanilla ... £1.50 £1.50

1 x Carex Bacteria Protect Superior Anti-Bacterial Han... £1.00 £1.80

1 x Birds Eye 100% Cod Fillet Fish Fingers (10 per pac... £2.09 N/A

1 x Kellogg's Variety Pack (8x25g) £1.00 £1.04

2 x Heinz Toast Toppers Ham & Cheese (128g) £1.70 £1.70

1 x Jucee 100% Pure Apple Juice (6x200ml) £2.00 N/A

1 x Clover (250g) £1.00 N/A

2 x Warburtons White Sandwich Thins (6 per pack - 255g... £2.00 £2.60

1 x Kingsmill Love to Toast Pancakes (6) £0.69 £0.69

1 x Goldenfry Original Mix for Farmhouse Style Light &... £0.48 £0.33

1 x Lyle's Golden Syrup Bottle (454g) £0.98 £0.98

1 x Money Savers Refuse Sacks with Tie Top (20) £1.00 N/A

1 x Longley Farm Virtually Fat Free Cottage Cheese wit... £1.00 N/A

1 x Kingfisher Shredded Crab Meat (170g) £1.06 N/A

1 x Bisto Favourite Gravy Granules Reduced Salt (170g) £1.00 £1.10

1 x Yeo Valley Organic Raspberry & Passion Fruit Yogur... £1.24 N/A

1 x ASDA Whole Cucumber £0.50 £0.90

1 x ASDA Smartprice Mushrooms (750g) £1.15 N/A

1 x ASDA Spring Onions £0.70 £0.90

1 x ASDA Smartprice Peppers (700g) £1.38 N/A

1 x ASDA Chocolate Mini Rolls (6) £0.80 N/A

1 x ASDA Trio Leaf Lettuce £1.28 N/A

1 x ASDA Smartprice Chocolate Mini Rolls (6) £0.40 N/A

1 x ASDA Smartprice Passata (500g) £0.29 N/A

1 x ASDA Smartprice Pork & Egg Roll (15 per pack - 227... £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Sweetcorn (2) £1.79 N/A

1 x ASDA Strawberries (227g) £1.50 £2.00

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Fresh Egg Tagliatelle (250g) £0.87 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Ham & Cheese Tortellini (300g) £1.38 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Ridge Cut Variety Crisps (6x25g... £1.40 N/A

1 x ASDA Clementine (650g) £1.50 N/A

1 x ASDA Bananas (10) £1.40 N/A

1 x ASDA Butcher's Selection Stir Fry Pork (500g) £2.97 N/A

1 x ASDA Coleslaw Mix (160g) £0.75 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Vegetarian Spicy Bean & Nacho B... £1.58 £1.85

1 x ASDA Great Stuff Garden Gang Apples (550g) £1.00 N/A

1 x Actimel Strawberry & Banana Yogurt Drink (8x100g) £2.58 £2.58

1 x Lenor Infusions Fabric Conditioner Concentrate Cit... £2.00 N/A

1 x Surf Essential Oils Powder Tropical Flowers & Ylan... £4.50 £5.68

1 x Colgate Sensitive Whitening Toothpaste Tube (50ml) £1.00 N/A

1 x Kraft Vegemite (220g) £1.97 £1.98

Comparison total (compared products only) £36.25 £42.18

　

33 items (32 different) on your bill qualify for comparison Morrisons

+£4.37

1.51 x ASDA Sweet Potatoes by Weight (100g) £1.93 £1.51

1.09 x ASDA Red Cabbage by Weight (100g) £0.84 N/A

0.42 x ASDA Leeks by Weight (100g) £0.70 £1.08

0.46 x ASDA Broccoli by Weight (100g) £1.15 £1.38

1 x ASDA Sunflower Oil (1L) £1.39 N/A

1 x ASDA British Skimmed Milk 4 Pints (2.27L) £1.00 £1.49

2 x ASDA Chosen by You Garlic Baguette (210g) £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Free Range Medium Eggs (6) £1.00 £1.48

1 x ASDA Smartprice Chopped Tomatoes (400g) £0.31 £0.31

1 x ASDA Pea & Ham Soup (400g) £0.58 £0.59

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Spaghetti in Tomato Sauce (215g... £0.29 £0.30

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Chicken Noodle Soup (400g) £0.58 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Garlic Butter Chicken Kievs (2 ... £2.18 £2.00

1 x ASDA Salad Tomatoes (6) £1.00 £1.00

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Seedless Raspberry Jam (454g) £0.80 N/A

2 x ASDA Chosen by You Spicy Vegetable Cous Cous (110g... £1.24 N/A

1 x ASDA Extra Special Spritzer - White Grape (750ml) £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Extra Special Red Grape Spritzer (750ml) £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Teatime Classic Eccles Cakes (4... £1.00 £1.00

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Chocolate Chunk Muffins (4) £1.00 £1.00

1 x ASDA Let's Cook Crispy Potato Slices (300g) £1.50 N/A

1 x ASDA Green Seedless Grapes (500g) £2.00 £2.50

1 x Petits Filous Little Desserts Chocolate & Vanilla ... £1.50 N/A

1 x Carex Bacteria Protect Superior Anti-Bacterial Han... £1.00 £1.00

1 x Birds Eye 100% Cod Fillet Fish Fingers (10 per pac... £2.09 N/A

1 x Kellogg's Variety Pack (8x25g) £1.00 £2.09

2 x Heinz Toast Toppers Ham & Cheese (128g) £1.70 N/A

1 x Jucee 100% Pure Apple Juice (6x200ml) £2.00 N/A

1 x Clover (250g) £1.00 £1.50

2 x Warburtons White Sandwich Thins (6 per pack - 255g... £2.00 £2.60

1 x Kingsmill Love to Toast Pancakes (6) £0.69 N/A

1 x Goldenfry Original Mix for Farmhouse Style Light &... £0.48 £0.49

1 x Lyle's Golden Syrup Bottle (454g) £0.98 £1.00

1 x Money Savers Refuse Sacks with Tie Top (20) £1.00 N/A

1 x Longley Farm Virtually Fat Free Cottage Cheese wit... £1.00 £1.00

1 x Kingfisher Shredded Crab Meat (170g) £1.06 N/A

1 x Bisto Favourite Gravy Granules Reduced Salt (170g) £1.00 £1.00

1 x Yeo Valley Organic Raspberry & Passion Fruit Yogur... £1.24 N/A

1 x ASDA Whole Cucumber £0.50 £1.34

1 x ASDA Smartprice Mushrooms (750g) £1.15 N/A

1 x ASDA Spring Onions £0.70 £0.70

1 x ASDA Smartprice Peppers (700g) £1.38 £1.39

1 x ASDA Chocolate Mini Rolls (6) £0.80 N/A

1 x ASDA Trio Leaf Lettuce £1.28 N/A

1 x ASDA Smartprice Chocolate Mini Rolls (6) £0.40 £0.40

1 x ASDA Smartprice Passata (500g) £0.29 N/A

1 x ASDA Smartprice Pork & Egg Roll (15 per pack - 227... £1.00 £1.46

1 x ASDA Sweetcorn (2) £1.79 £2.00

1 x ASDA Strawberries (227g) £1.50 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Fresh Egg Tagliatelle (250g) £0.87 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Ham & Cheese Tortellini (300g) £1.38 £1.50

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Ridge Cut Variety Crisps (6x25g... £1.40 N/A

1 x ASDA Clementine (650g) £1.50 £1.08

1 x ASDA Bananas (10) £1.40 N/A

1 x ASDA Butcher's Selection Stir Fry Pork (500g) £2.97 N/A

1 x ASDA Coleslaw Mix (160g) £0.75 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Vegetarian Spicy Bean & Nacho B... £1.58 N/A

1 x ASDA Great Stuff Garden Gang Apples (550g) £1.00 N/A

1 x Actimel Strawberry & Banana Yogurt Drink (8x100g) £2.58 £2.50

1 x Lenor Infusions Fabric Conditioner Concentrate Cit... £2.00 N/A

1 x Surf Essential Oils Powder Tropical Flowers & Ylan... £4.50 £4.00

1 x Colgate Sensitive Whitening Toothpaste Tube (50ml) £1.00 N/A

1 x Kraft Vegemite (220g) £1.97 £1.98

Comparison total (compared products only) £40.30 £44.67

　

　

24 items (23 different) on your bill qualify for comparison Waitrose

+£6.01

1.51 x ASDA Sweet Potatoes by Weight (100g) £1.93 £1.51

1.09 x ASDA Red Cabbage by Weight (100g) £0.84 £1.07

0.42 x ASDA Leeks by Weight (100g) £0.70 £1.08

0.46 x ASDA Broccoli by Weight (100g) £1.15 N/A

1 x ASDA Sunflower Oil (1L) £1.39 £1.69

1 x ASDA British Skimmed Milk 4 Pints (2.27L) £1.00 £1.29

2 x ASDA Chosen by You Garlic Baguette (210g) £1.00 £1.60

1 x ASDA Free Range Medium Eggs (6) £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Smartprice Chopped Tomatoes (400g) £0.31 N/A

1 x ASDA Pea & Ham Soup (400g) £0.58 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Spaghetti in Tomato Sauce (215g... £0.29 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Chicken Noodle Soup (400g) £0.58 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Garlic Butter Chicken Kievs (2 ... £2.18 N/A

1 x ASDA Salad Tomatoes (6) £1.00 £1.00

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Seedless Raspberry Jam (454g) £0.80 £0.80

2 x ASDA Chosen by You Spicy Vegetable Cous Cous (110g... £1.24 N/A

1 x ASDA Extra Special Spritzer - White Grape (750ml) £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Extra Special Red Grape Spritzer (750ml) £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Teatime Classic Eccles Cakes (4... £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Chocolate Chunk Muffins (4) £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Let's Cook Crispy Potato Slices (300g) £1.50 N/A

1 x ASDA Green Seedless Grapes (500g) £2.00 £2.87

1 x Petits Filous Little Desserts Chocolate & Vanilla ... £1.50 £1.50

1 x Carex Bacteria Protect Superior Anti-Bacterial Han... £1.00 N/A

1 x Birds Eye 100% Cod Fillet Fish Fingers (10 per pac... £2.09 N/A

1 x Kellogg's Variety Pack (8x25g) £1.00 £2.09

2 x Heinz Toast Toppers Ham & Cheese (128g) £1.70 N/A

1 x Jucee 100% Pure Apple Juice (6x200ml) £2.00 N/A

1 x Clover (250g) £1.00 £1.29

2 x Warburtons White Sandwich Thins (6 per pack - 255g... £2.00 N/A

1 x Kingsmill Love to Toast Pancakes (6) £0.69 N/A

1 x Goldenfry Original Mix for Farmhouse Style Light &... £0.48 N/A

1 x Lyle's Golden Syrup Bottle (454g) £0.98 £0.98

1 x Money Savers Refuse Sacks with Tie Top (20) £1.00 N/A

1 x Longley Farm Virtually Fat Free Cottage Cheese wit... £1.00 N/A

1 x Kingfisher Shredded Crab Meat (170g) £1.06 £1.29

1 x Bisto Favourite Gravy Granules Reduced Salt (170g) £1.00 £1.10

1 x Yeo Valley Organic Raspberry & Passion Fruit Yogur... £1.24 £1.50

1 x ASDA Whole Cucumber £0.50 £0.90

1 x ASDA Smartprice Mushrooms (750g) £1.15 N/A

1 x ASDA Spring Onions £0.70 £0.70

1 x ASDA Smartprice Peppers (700g) £1.38 N/A

1 x ASDA Chocolate Mini Rolls (6) £0.80 N/A

1 x ASDA Trio Leaf Lettuce £1.28 N/A

1 x ASDA Smartprice Chocolate Mini Rolls (6) £0.40 N/A

1 x ASDA Smartprice Passata (500g) £0.29 N/A

1 x ASDA Smartprice Pork & Egg Roll (15 per pack - 227... £1.00 N/A

1 x ASDA Sweetcorn (2) £1.79 £1.32

1 x ASDA Strawberries (227g) £1.50 £2.52

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Fresh Egg Tagliatelle (250g) £0.87 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Ham & Cheese Tortellini (300g) £1.38 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Ridge Cut Variety Crisps (6x25g... £1.40 N/A

1 x ASDA Clementine (650g) £1.50 £2.33

1 x ASDA Bananas (10) £1.40 N/A

1 x ASDA Butcher's Selection Stir Fry Pork (500g) £2.97 N/A

1 x ASDA Coleslaw Mix (160g) £0.75 N/A

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Vegetarian Spicy Bean & Nacho B... £1.58 N/A

1 x ASDA Great Stuff Garden Gang Apples (550g) £1.00 N/A

1 x Actimel Strawberry & Banana Yogurt Drink (8x100g) £2.58 £2.58

1 x Lenor Infusions Fabric Conditioner Concentrate Cit... £2.00 N/A

1 x Surf Essential Oils Powder Tropical Flowers & Ylan... £4.50 N/A

1 x Colgate Sensitive Whitening Toothpaste Tube (50ml) £1.00 N/A

1 x Kraft Vegemite (220g) £1.97 £1.98

Comparison total (compared products only) £28.98 £34.99

davemorton · 12 January 2013 at 6:21PM

FunkyFeet wrote: »

omg:eek: i am so excited reading this...feel like all me parayers have been answered:D

before anyone else does, I know dm will want to...I call first dibs:D
Sarahdol75 is all mine...all mine when it comes to ironing, u can have all me lot to do:)

Hello all :wave:

Vanilla twist, glad to see u were back safely, I put my laptop on when I got in at 4'ish to see if u had logged in, u had so I went to bed, was too tired to log in and post:)

Hope u will have a fun night tonight, I am in and will be looking forward to an update....details please:)

I thought first dibbs though!!!

Snap-ant · 12 January 2013 at 6:22PM

I found a very strange lump in my whoopsied 'Branded' bread & sent the slice to them

A £5 voucher has been recieved - many thanks :T

Iamsohappy · 12 January 2013 at 6:23PM

rudeboy71 wrote: »

Ok then as requested here is Our New Snow Bengal, Hope i have done this right. here goes im going to click POST

So cute - lovely pic - thank you for sharing :T

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