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Shortfatscotsbloke

David. wrote: »

:cool::rotfl:much better than sfsb - sure that would be an entry in a medical dictionary

The problem I have is that Shortfatscotsbloke says it all, Not the tallest, not the skinniest, not English and not female. Unfortunately, DumpyJock just says a big fat Scottish blob. I'd like to think I'm worth more than that!!;);)

lookinforabargain

savingbabs wrote: »

Apparently the average woman has 39 pairs of shoes (I'm definitely above average - although charity shops and car boot have contributed significantly)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2033027/Have-I-got-shoes-How-Miss-Average-39-pairs-home.html

:eek::eek:

Westvleteren wrote: »

Someone has got my share then - I only have 5 :cool:

And this was the last pair I chucked out



:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I'm with you Westie, someone has my share too :rotfl:

I've got 2 pairs of trainers (the same lol) a pair of wedges that I've worn twice and my old faitfull New Rock boots that I've had since I was about 17 :eek: :rotfl::rotfl:

frequent

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

The problem I have is that Shortfatscotsbloke says it all, Not the tallest, not the skinniest, not English and not female. Unfortunately, DumpyJock just says a big fat Scottish blob. I'd like to think I'm worth more than that!!;);)

Suppose Stumpyjock isn't of much use

Auntycaz

davemorton wrote: »

Well this is probably my last post for a while, ship is about to leave signal, and Stella is making it harder to type on phone, have a nice evening all.

Hope you have a lovely time Dave.

David.

sally06 wrote: »

pmsl, I thought you'd gone into the store to womble, until I read the rest of your post:D

Thought the same myself just imagined her snatching receipts from people that looked like they could produce an apg :eek:
There you go security guard uniform, record door alarm going off on phone stand just outside asda big trolley load coming out .Stop them ask for receipt rummage around in trolley then say sorry have a nice day.
Result :rotfl:

David.

frequent wrote: »

Suppose Stumpyjock isn't of much use

Back to the medical dictionary under sub heading plastic surgery :rotfl:

Shortfatscotsbloke

frequent wrote: »

Suppose Stumpyjock isn't of much use

Nope..

Next!!:):)

QPR10

frequent wrote: »

Hello QPR, don't throw the kitten to high when Torres scores :rotfl:

:rotfl:we are going to let Chelsea win tonight as Mr Lala has given up smoking

David.

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

The problem I have is that Shortfatscotsbloke says it all, Not the tallest, not the skinniest, not English and not female. Unfortunately, DumpyJock just says a big fat Scottish blob. I'd like to think I'm worth more than that!!;);)

Sounds more like a mate than part of a knock knock joke

sally06

David. wrote: »

I very very rarely get any good whoopsies my asda thinks knocking 10-20% off is more than good enough.
Have seen people with trolley load of whoopsied bread about 10p each so i guess they do reduce right down unless they have their own mc that is.
Once saw someone with about 100-120 bananas, seriously :eek:

maybe they have a pet monkey? I used to have a neighbour who had a monkey:eek::rotfl: she got rid of it when it bit her