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David.

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Noooooooooooooooooo!!

Surely it shows much more imagination than the username David.

How about we all start calling you JimmyBigBottom, at least that would let everyone know that you have an enormous a***!!:p:p

I thought I had used imagination my name is Pete :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: and leave my enormous *** out of it

QPR10

frequent wrote: »

QPR put the kitten down gently

:rotfl::j:beer::) Lucky black cat wonder if I can sneak her in to saturdays cup game

sally06

bubbs wrote: »

:rotfl:
Ohhhhhhh i really love this but wont be getting any :rotfl::rotfl:
1) have chocs coming out my ears..........well not literally :rotfl::rotfl:
2) Not going sada unless mega glitch

not even for a womble?

couponqueen123

vanilla_twist wrote: »

Don't worry I always dress for me. Have 2 'dating'outfits' at the moment, a beautiful 'Stop Staring' dress and one from the Gemma Collins range. Been dating on and off for 4 years, once they know about the illness they generally don't want to know. But I have made some good friends and if I want to go to a concert or event just have to pick up phone and someone is always happy to escort me.
Not in a rush to meet anyone now as I like my little life as it is so would have to be a very special man for me to give up my independence. Plus would have to make space in my wardrobe and not giving up my shoes for anyone!,
V x

sounds nice ,my o.h didnt tell me about his illness as life threatening as it was for few months -- his exsuce was that were just "friends":mad: one nite after a meal out i invitedhim to stay at my house as he lived at his mums:eek: hes 3 years older than me:eek: and he said yes so wen it was time for bed , he out kitchen saying he wanted a drink then toilet and i went to bed he was taking ages so i went to see where he was i thought he gone :eek:but i seen light on in living room he was there putting pills in mouth i though it was drug or at best viagra:eek: started going mad telling him to get out etc to which he told me it was to keep him alive :o i was so shocked , i cheack all tablet to see and looked up his conditions , im still with him and love him just upset he never told me inagine if something had happend i wuldnt be able to tell enyone whats wrong :mad::mad::mad:, so im sure you will find the one but defo have fun first;)

David.

QPR10 wrote: »

Chelsea 0 QPR 1 :beer:
Runs round bedroom with bewildered kitten held above my head

that was a laugh out loud for me but the poor kitten :eek:

Shortfatscotsbloke

David. wrote: »

I thought I had used imagination my name is Pete :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: and leave my enormous *** out of it

Ok, so perhaps your nickname should be PeteTheChunkyMonkey, this way people will know that they have take your trousers off if they want to see your MOOBS!!:p:p

David.

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Ok, so perhaps your nickname should be PeteTheChunkyMonkey, this way people will know that they have take your trousers off if they want to see your MOOBS!!:p:p

See ChunkyMonkey means something different to me :eek: :rotfl:
Have you got a camera on me after all

pattylabelle

I used to suffer from a little bit of OCD but I have forgotten about it since I started wombling:D

bubbs

1 x Femfresh Large Feminine Freshness Wipes


Sorry but his made me :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:must be saying some people have buckets, sorry where is my decorum?

QPR10

David. wrote: »

that was a laugh out loud for me but the poor kitten :eek:

Its okay she's lying across my legs on the bed