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couponqueen123

fairclaire wrote: »

Happy new year everyone!

Yes I know Im 2 days late:o Ive had no Internet for the last couple of days:mad: It's been horrendous....3 kids with no Internet connection. They have been climbing the walls, moaning, complaining, whinging....my daughter even said to me she thought she was depressed:eek::rotfl:

But it's sorted now and normal service is resumed thank goodness.

Hope you all had a great new year. Ive probably missed loads

my parents went away few months back and left my 20 year old brother home , my dad decided to not shop before they went awqy for him as hes 20 earns amazing money and can do it him self:p

but dad also was changing internet suplyers at the time and genuily forgot to say :rotfl::rotfl:

my parents just landed mum puts phone on and 23 text :eek: all from brother firstly asking where the food was:eek: then by the end him saying he was totaly deepressed, felt cut off from the world ( dads relpy to that open the front door ):rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

and how was he going to survive 2 weeks could they come home to sort it out :eek: lets just say my dad has never laughted so much or me lol he phoned me to ask what dose mum buy when she goes shopping lol- ijust told him to go tescos and by what he likes pot noodles lol and milk and tea and rich tea fingers:rotfl::rotfl: he
went to his friends house told him and his mum let him stay there :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: he was so chuffed he phoned to tell me and hes took the food around there

i bet his friends mum was chuffed lol not

but i bet it was funny to watch ,my brother is so skinny and tall and helpless ist unreal, mum wakes him for work about 5 times even if she sout or at work she phones him infact they work in same place lol he loves my mum hes a proper apron string:rotfl::rotfl:

TrulyMadly

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Don't tell me you've pulled a bird already!!:cool::cool:

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David.

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Thanks big Dave.

I'm kinda liking this DumpyJock thing, do you think I should change my name by deed poll??
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Or, shall I just change my mse username (It would be much easier!!;);))

:cool::rotfl:much better than sfsb - sure that would be an entry in a medical dictionary

TrulyMadly

davemorton wrote: »

Well this is probably my last post for a while, ship is about to leave signal, and Stella is making it harder to type on phone, have a nice evening all.

Oh no Dave, I was hoping to chat tonight about Brugge. We holidayed there in the summer and fell in love with the place.

Surely you'll not be visiting all those chocolate shops:)

couponqueen123

sally06 wrote: »

sounds like a good plan I already grow my own veg in raised beds and have 6 water butts but I have never sold or bought anything on ebay:eek: I once bought a guide to ebaying, but I havent read it:o I am going to look for that book and get my act together

o/h dose all the hard work on ebay put pics up write description etc i just take to post office or wait for courrior to collect it and deal with any problms or questions that pop up

o/h says its easy but i cant use pc unless iv been shown and dnt want to know how to ebay tbh lol i have somehow learned bid thou as o/h says:eek:

TrulyMadly

Miss_Laid wrote: »

Lovely flowers I got some whoopsied flowers but only white tulips

Oh miss laid.

I'll definitely swap. I LOVE white tulips. Like them even more when they are just on the turn and flop about a bit:)

Skulls

I have 2 pairs of shoes both the same, one pair 12 months older. Am I weird? The last pair I chucked out were identical to the other 2, all Clarks work shoes.

couponqueen123

sally06 wrote: »

This morning I bought a couple of tubes of refreshers for 30p each from sainsbobs. Ive almost eaten a whole tube whilst sitting on the train. Lol. They are very moorish:D

me and a friend had a fight over the pink one when in school:o:o thats how moorish they are my o/h cant stand them lol i use them as fillers all the time and but extra on top when i had a put i used to have them on a delivary from cash adn carry all for me a box full :eek:

TrulyMadly

I like dumpy better too. Happy to vote on it:)

Westie! Did the dog get your laces:eek:

rolo-polo1965

couponqueen123 wrote: »

my parents went away few months back and left my 20 year old brother home , my dad decided to not shop before they went awqy for him as hes 20 earns amazing money and can do it him self:p

but dad also was changing internet suplyers at the time and genuily forgot to say :rotfl::rotfl:

my parents just landed mum puts phone on and 23 text :eek: all from brother firstly asking where the food was:eek: then by the end him saying he was totaly deepressed, felt cut off from the world ( dads relpy to that open the front door ):rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

and how was he going to survive 2 weeks could they come home to sort it out :eek: lets just say my dad has never laughted so much or me lol he phoned me to ask what dose mum buy when she goes shopping lol- ijust told him to go tescos and by what he likes pot noodles lol and milk and tea and rich tea fingers:rotfl::rotfl: he
went to his friends house told him and his mum let him stay there :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: he was so chuffed he phoned to tell me and hes took the food around there

i bet his friends mum was chuffed lol not

but i bet it was funny to watch ,my brother is so skinny and tall and helpless ist unreal, mum wakes him for work about 5 times even if she sout or at work she phones him infact they work in same place lol he loves my mum hes a proper apron string:rotfl::rotfl:

Oh my :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: