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Westvleteren wrote: »

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!" She said, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it." Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

nikkilala_2

Just nipped out with Nannylala and got 6 of the Tapas wraps from T's.Should be £2.50 each but whoopsied to £1 each, then the multibuy discount came off which was another £3.50, so £2.50 for all 6:TAnd also went into S's and Nannylala got some lovely girls hat & scarf sets reduced from £10 to £2.80:T
And S's FF's were on special for, wait for it......£2.20:eek::eek::eek:

Imdebtfree

Westvleteren wrote: »

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!" She said, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it." Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.

love it :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Jessica74

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eightieschick88

Well I'm finally on top of the laundry - not literally but you know what I mean. Coffee break now.

Congratulations rudeboy

Wendy - glad to hear you got your day off (sort of), they sound like right insensitive gits

Nikki - the boots! Forgot to say before I am keeping both as couldn't decide what colour was best. They are fab, love them and a bargain for real leather too. Big thanks. Also got £7+ quidco too which has already been paid! So worked out an even better bargain :j

jemmah1983

couponqueen123 wrote: »

its not sad this year im running my house like a bussiness and its going to start making money lol i mean more ebaying and growing veg fruit etc, saving rain water for plants garden jobs kids to play with , so im doing same with food making lists and rotating stuff , and this way i can keep controll

I was just on the phone to a friend and we discussed growing again. It's been 3 years what with being pregnant and we moved for 6 month while house was re done and now the garden is a tip after 6 month of full on neglect.... I'm wondering where I can get free dirt for it be worth growing our own again this year?

I'm a grow your own novice wi only 2 summers under my belt but even if I can just do courgettes, tomatoes and potatoes its all good on the finances.

I also have a chicken coup I got off free cycle that just needs the chickens and a little run fenced for them.

I have significantly reduced our outgoings ( having had my last weekly shop totalling £89 in tesco in April) after finding the lovely elite :A

Needs must to get down further so I'm setting a yearly budget that will take some serious :eek: hard work to get anywhere near :eek::eek:

I think the less you have the less wasteful and imaginative you get with what you have so I'm going to be digging out the recipe books.

I've also been getting some inspiration from the digger family (although I won't have 1 child) as they seem very frugal even making there own laundry detergent!

nikkilala_2

eightieschick88 wrote: »

Well I'm finally on top of the laundry - not literally but you know what I mean. Coffee break now.

Congratulations rudeboy

Wendy - glad to hear you got your day off (sort of), they sound like right insensitive gits

Nikki - the boots! Forgot to say before I am keeping both as couldn't decide what colour was best. They are fab, love them and a bargain for real leather too. Big thanks. Also got £7+ quidco too which has already been paid! So worked out an even better bargain :j

Brilliant:TI got both colours too and keep checking A's website in case they reduce them in the sale because could always use another spare pair;)

And congrats as well to Rudeboy xx

Imdebtfree

Bought fabby fingers in to work today for my team, and I'm the only one munching my way through them.

Diet starts saturday.... need to get rid of the christmas food first

bubbs

Auntycaz wrote: »

Brilliant news about the river dropping.
You can concentrate on some serious glitching again now without being distracted by flooding.

Thanks it sure is good news :T:T
Ineed something within the week to glitch as ave apg's that need using :rotfl::rotfl:

bubbs

Westvleteren wrote: »

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!" She said, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it." Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.

Brilliant love it :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: