A list of dodgy job offers on UJM

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denla wrote: »

Just spend two minutes per week randomly applying with a generic CV on that UJM site. If called for interview, claim for travelling expenses and go to interview but perform poorly. Arrive on time, pick your nose, talk like you have speech impediment, and if you have to write then take a lot of time writing. No employer will hire you if you act like a complete unemployable loser. When asked why this job, just say uh I was told to apply.

normally I wouldt but UMJ is just asking for it. 2 cvs added one for the "company confidential" and the other for recommended jobs funny enough I have no qualification or licence for.

my advisor is going to love the company confidential one

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AP007 wrote: »

More than that. I have searched London and certain postcodes with a 20 mile radius and have got Ipswich!! LOL

if you put Nottingham in the location box then you select 2 miles this will give you all of Nottingham and 2 miles, this is what i have been doing (not logged in)

AP007

red_eye wrote: »

if you put Nottingham in the location box then you select 2 miles this will give you all of Nottingham and 2 miles, this is what i have been doing (not logged in)

Yeah and I am not logged in either

I can do London or my postcode which is in East London and I get over 70 miles away

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AP007 wrote: »

Yeah and I am not logged in either

I can do London or my postcode which is in East London and I get over 70 miles away

guess living in london confuses ujm a little