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Phoning HSBC
amyb_2
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HSBC blokey: Hello Miss Birks my name is XXXX how can i help you.
Me: I need a new credit card as I've snapped mine by sitting on it.
HSBC blokey: How may I help.
Me: Eh? I need a new credit card.
HSBC blokey: Has it been lost or stolen?
Me: I've managed to snap it in half by sitting on it.
HSBC blokey: Has it been lost or stolen?
Me: ITS SNAPPED IN HALF
HSBC blokey: Do you require a replacement card?
Me: Finally.... Yes.
HSBC blokey: Has your card been lost or stolen?
Me: For the third time NO!
HSBC blokey: How may i help?
Me: For !!!!! sake. Are you actually listening to me?
HSBC blokey: I will worn you once. That language is not acceptable.
Me: Can you transfer me to someone with half a brain please.
HSBC blokey: One moment Miss Birks. I will just transfer you.
HSBC lady: Hello Miss Birks, my name is Michelle. How can I help
Me: I've managed to snap my card by sitting on it.
HSBC lady: Oh dear. I'll order you another one straight away. It should be with you in 3-5 days.
Me: Thank you
HSBC lady. No problem. Is there anything else i can help you with today.
Me: No that's all Thanks.
Me: I need a new credit card as I've snapped mine by sitting on it.
HSBC blokey: How may I help.
Me: Eh? I need a new credit card.
HSBC blokey: Has it been lost or stolen?
Me: I've managed to snap it in half by sitting on it.
HSBC blokey: Has it been lost or stolen?
Me: ITS SNAPPED IN HALF
HSBC blokey: Do you require a replacement card?
Me: Finally.... Yes.
HSBC blokey: Has your card been lost or stolen?
Me: For the third time NO!
HSBC blokey: How may i help?
Me: For !!!!! sake. Are you actually listening to me?
HSBC blokey: I will worn you once. That language is not acceptable.
Me: Can you transfer me to someone with half a brain please.
HSBC blokey: One moment Miss Birks. I will just transfer you.
HSBC lady: Hello Miss Birks, my name is Michelle. How can I help
Me: I've managed to snap my card by sitting on it.
HSBC lady: Oh dear. I'll order you another one straight away. It should be with you in 3-5 days.
Me: Thank you
HSBC lady. No problem. Is there anything else i can help you with today.
Me: No that's all Thanks.
I'm so boring, my clothes wanna keep someone else warm, someone cooler
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That is hilarious!Motto: 'If you don't ask, you don't get!!'
Remember to say thank you to people who help you out!
Also, thank you to people who help me out.0 -
How did you manage to snap a credit card by sitting on it? Was it in a wallet?
Is your bum at a 90degree angle when you sit?0 -
dangeroussports wrote: »How did you manage to snap a credit card by sitting on it? Was it in a wallet?
Is your bum at a 90degree angle when you sit?
Keys and card in the same back pocket... and bad luckI'm so boring, my clothes wanna keep someone else warm, someone cooler0 -
Next time it happens, just tell them you've lost it - it seems that way you would have avoided the problem."You were only supposed to blow the bl**dy doors off!!"0
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Have you ever tried asking this very difficult question of HSBC call centres...
"Could you put me through my branch?"
It makes their head explode! :mad:My signature has been removed by the authorities. If you have been affected by the issues raised in this signature, please contact the Action Line on 1-800-THEY-NICKED-MY-SIG.0 -
No, then he'd have asked "Are you sure you haven't broken it by sitting on it" three or four times ;-)maninthestreet wrote: »Next time it happens, just tell them you've lost it - it seems that way you would have avoided the problem.0 -
I've given up trying to ask *anything* of HSBC. Can't wait to leave this "bank".0
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Have you ever tried asking this very difficult question of HSBC call centres...
"Could you put me through my branch?"
It makes their head explode! :mad:
I tried this - according to the call centre, my branch doesn't exist!
Also, hate to state the obvious, but you know everyone is thinking it ...
Was the call centre in the UK?!!Gone ... or have I?0 -
:rotfl: oh my goodness i have just laughed so much at this!
I need to call HSBC later on to sort out my overdraft....wonder if i get the same person :rotfl::starmod: :staradmin :starmod:I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers:starmod: :staradmin :starmod:0 -
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