Ive just won the Euro lottery!!!!!!!!

elliep_2

Fair enough. I'll shred it then!

fwor

They don't care what method you choose. They are not interested in your bank details.

The only thing that they are interested in is the "processing fee" that they will demand if you respond and let them know that you are gullible. That will be followed by a demand for a "customs handling fee" or whatever, and that will continue until you run out of money or realise what's happening.

Tell them you'll pop over with a large suitcase and pick up your "winnings" in cash...

wrangler360

:mad: You can not have won as I have

Oh well lets buy the champers:beer: for all
Just need to go to the bank and sent the "administration fee" :rotfl:

Jaffa.

Send it back to them in an un-stamped envelope

Obvs make sure your address is not on it

Dave101t

it seems i win the uk lottery every week, never played in 5 years!
also i must be on really good terms with various kings of zambia and financial ministers of nigeria as they are always sending information...!

cooldude255220

So many times I've wanted to send them an email like this:
Dear soandso,
I find it very heartwarming that you have chosen me to recieve the money.Unfortuanutly, I am a top fraud squad investagator with a huge paycheck. A paycheck thats going to get even bigger when my agents swarm your house (they traced your ip) and arrest you for fraud, however if you do not want to spend 30 years in prison just send me 50,000 GBP and we will forget about this incident.
thank you and good day.

I've had to restrain myself from sending that to them. If they send you it by mail send them a pack of paper that you have not payed to post, it'll cost them a fortune.

aitch-aitch

Yippee - I've just won £500,000 on the Euromilion Lottery International:rolleyes:

All I have to do is contact Dave Martins at the UK Bond Security Company and tell him lots of info about myself! My letter came through the post and what worries me is that we are registered with MPS and I always tick no mail shot on anything I apply for. Wonder how they got my details?

I guess it's a scam then?

Ms-Pacman

you've probably been put down as someones next of kin!

avelte

my son won half a milion just an hour ago but the sender wanted me to send $300 for some troubles that he had when he locked my money in safety somewhere
do they have anything new to tell,thats very old now,

yorksrabbit

avelte wrote: »

do they have anything new to tell,thats very old now,

How about this then:

LOTTERY COUNSELLING SERVICE

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Doctor Hermione Sprout.

At a time like this when money is scarce, it's depressing to wake up every day and realise you haven't won any Lottery, anywhere. Other people are having fun on their yachts, but you're not.

Here's how I can help.

My world-renowned LOTTERY COUNSELLING SERVICE is normally $5,000 but I am offering it to you ABSOLUTELY FREE!

All that's required is a small admin charge of £10, made up of £5 paid via credit card and £5 by bank transfer. Easy! Please fill in the following:

Name / age / marital status / address / telephone number / place & date of birth / mother's maiden name / National Insurance number / credit card details

and you'll never need to worry about money ever again because I'll make sure you don't have any!

I think that might work. . ?