The Bankrupt Inn

Mike_St_Helens

I always carry a corkscew in the car ! That way If we ever go anywhere and get caught short.. Ta da.. Wine flows freely !

gettingitsorted

Mike_St_Helens wrote: »

I always carry a corkscew in the car ! That way If we ever go anywhere and get caught short.. Ta da.. Wine flows freely !

your a star ! shall i bring glasses or get throw away ones ?

Mike_St_Helens

Thats an idea ! I think throw away ones would be OK.

Shall I get nibbles ?

Whos room is going to be the party room !

gettingitsorted

Mike_St_Helens wrote: »

Thats an idea ! I think throw away ones would be OK.

Shall I get nibbles ?

Whos room is going to be the party room !

yeah nibbles would be great x

i think whoevers got the biggest room.:D

Mike_St_Helens

Hope we dont get thrown out for being rowdy !

gettingitsorted

Mike_St_Helens wrote: »

Hope we dont get thrown out for being rowdy !

iv never heard of anyone ever being kicked out of a travelodge ,but i suppose we could be the first :rotfl:

philnicandamy

i'll be scanning the news headlines!

gettingitsorted

philnicandamy wrote: »

i'll be scanning the news headlines!

can just see them now

"bunch of bankrupts ejected from local travelodge for rowdy behaviour all in a drunken state with only one switch card between them ":rotfl: :rotfl:

Mike_St_Helens

gettingitsorted wrote: »

can just see them now

"bunch of bankrupts ejected from local travelodge for rowdy behaviour all in a drunken state with only one switch card between them ":rotfl: :rotfl:

NO... It will be

Headline : DISCHARGE - A FOUL SMELL AT THE LODGE

On Saturday 28th April, A Discharge of bankrupts went wild at Peterbroughs only Travelinn. Wierdley no one could get a name, as they all used cunning psudonyms; one was known as Mike St Helens, we believe he is from the North, he was the ringleader in Saturdays shocker.

The disgusting group went on an alcohol and food binge. One individual known as TOTO was seen running up Peterbrough High Street in her underwear only, being chased by someone called Richard S ; he wasnt wering anything but a large badge that said 'Im in the club, are you?'

Travelinn commented last night and stated that they would never allow a bankrupt stay at one of their premier hotels ever again. It is also believed that they all stated that they knew Martin Lewis from Tonight with Trevor Macdonald. He commented also last night and said that they have always been trouble on his website, he has tried to ban them several times, to the extent he had to set up a new home for them to get them out of sight.

Reporting for the Peterbrough Herald was Rog 2.

gettingitsorted

Mike_St_Helens wrote: »

NO... It will be

Headline : DISCHARGE - A FOUL SMELL AT THE LODGE

On Saturday 28th April, A Discharge of bankrupts went wild at Peterbroughs only Travelinn. Wierdley no one could get a name, as they all used cunning psudonyms; one was known as Mike St Helens, we believe he is from the North, he was the ringleader in Saturdays shocker.

The disgusting group went on an alcohol and food binge. One individual known as TOTO was seen running up Peterbrough High Street in her underwear only, being chased by someone called Richard S ; he wasnt wering anything but a large badge that said 'Im in the club, are you?'

Travelinn commented last night and stated that they would never allow a bankrupt stay at one of their premier hotels ever again. It is also believed that they all stated that they knew Martin Lewis from Tonight with Trevor Macdonald. He commented also last night and said that they have always been trouble on his website, he has tried to ban them several times, to the extent he had to set up a new home for them to get them out of sight.

Reporting for the Peterbrough Herald was Rog 2.

God your such a smart a**e :rotfl: :rotfl: