How not to sell a car...

pulliptears

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-PUMA-MILLENNIUM-1-7-ZETEC-S-/120998666138?clk_rvr_id=398614037056&afsrc=1

especially love:

THE WINNING BIDDER WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE FEEDBACK IMMEDIATELY AFTER PAYMENT HAS BEEN RECEIVED AND BEFORE THE VEHICLE LEAVES THE PREMISES. THE USE OF A COMPUTER WILL BE PROVIDED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

:rotfl:

lovinituk

I'd love to see their faces if someone left them negative feedback on the spot and then drove off

angel00079

Reading that listing makes your eyes hurt.

montymud

What a muppet, sounds like a tin can on wheels to me!

sham63

9 cars for sale and they're not registered as a business seller?

Jen_Jen1985

I particullay liked:

WE CANNOT GUARANTEE THIS VEHICLE IS FIT FOR ANY PURPOSE OR IS OF SATISFACTORY QUALITY OR IS AS DESCRIBED.

along with:

WHERE EVERY EFFORT HAS BEEN MADE TO GIVE YOU A GOOD, HONEST, OVERALL DESCRIPTION OF THE VEHICLE, WE CANNOT 100% GUARANTEE THE ACCURACY OF THE INFORMATION


If they can't describe it accuratly they shouldn't put it up, mind you that doesn't stop other sellers out there.

kurgon

suddenly contact 'member' takes on a different meaning....

Alias_Omega

lovinituk wrote: »

I'd love to see their faces if someone left them negative feedback on the spot and then drove off

You could leave it 7 days between winning bid, and collecting the car to be able to leave the negative.

I would collect the car, then refuse to use the computer provided incase of any spyware software installed etc.

harveybobbles

Just say "oh sorry I can't remember my log in details.."

pulliptears

I just had visions of some big beefy type brandishing a laptop and refusing to let you leave

The rest of the description, well..... especially the 'may not be as described' lmao. Its probably a matchbox car!

marking_bad

Looks like a lemon, quite literally.