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  • maniac886
    maniac886 Posts: 3,599 Forumite
    Maniac886 says:
    hello
    tong tong says:
    hi
    tong tong says:
    how are you?
    Maniac886 says:
    I am ok and you?
    tong tong says:
    good
    tong tong says:
    waht do you need to buy?
    Maniac886 says:
    playstation 3,xbox 360 premium, nintendo wii
    Maniac886 says:
    how much?
    tong tong says:
    wait
    Maniac886 says:
    ok]
    tong tong says:
    ps3 is 235 euro
    Maniac886 says:
    and how much is xbox and wii?
    Maniac886 says:
    what is the total price?
    tong tong says:
    it is 561 and shppment is 100 eruo
    tong tong says:
    so total is 661 eruo
    Maniac886 says:
    how about 50 euro,magic beans and packet of cigs?
    Maniac886 says:
    is that ok?
    tong tong says:
    yes
    tong tong says:
    so will you take them all?
    Maniac886 says:
    yes how do i pay you
    tong tong says:
    and our payment is westenr union or bank transfer
    Maniac886 says:
    and how do you deliver?
    tong tong says:
    ems ups
    tong tong says:
    or tnt
    Maniac886 says:
    any chance you can deliver by pigeon courier with online tracking facility?
    tong tong says:
    yes
    Maniac886 says:
    how much
    tong tong says:
    it is 50 euro
    Maniac886 says:
    the bird will also need seeds ..how much extra?
    Maniac886 says:
    I also need the bird vaccinated for bird flu before ok?
    tong tong says:
    ok
    Maniac886 says:
    i also need a bugatti veyron..can u get me one?
    tong tong says:
    i will find it for you
    Maniac886 says:
    i will give you 100euro for it
    Maniac886 says:
    easy
    Maniac886 says:
    ok i will transfer you 1,000,000 euro today
    tong tong says:
    what?
    Maniac886 says:
    i have 1,000,000 euro and I am feeling very generous
    Maniac886 says:
    do u want it?
    tong tong says:
    ok
    tong tong says:
    and if you buy our items i can get it
    Maniac886 says:
    haha you have been punked
    Amar says:
    bye
    tong tong says:
    bye
    "He's a maniac, maniac that's for sure,
    He will kill your cat and nail him to the door" :eek:
    Murphys No More Pies Club Member #95
  • FloFlo
    FloFlo Posts: 32,720 Forumite
    I feel sorry for the green monkey, what if he chops its arm off!!
  • OMG
    i have not laughed so much for days
    Which came first the chicken or the egg....suppose it depends on which one is mispriced...i know not funny :o
  • I am rolling in fits of laughter here, what a scream!!!!!!
  • FloFlo
    FloFlo Posts: 32,720 Forumite
    Someone should ask him if he wants to buy a cheap green one armed monkey.
  • Note* No 3 eyed, one armed monkeys were hurt in the recording of this conversation* Only the feelings of a stupid idiot!!
  • yeslek
    yeslek Posts: 1,442 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    oh dear

    the monkey one was pretty funny though.


    i'm not sure if its the same guy but i've had a few junk mail's through ebay from chinese based companies
  • COOLTRIKERCHICK
    COOLTRIKERCHICK Posts: 10,510 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    kriss_boy wrote: »
    Its actually a valid test too....

    ....if the seller is prepared to source a one armed green monkey... then hes probably a scammer!


    probably.....:rotfl: :rotfl:

    dont forget its a 3 eyed one arm...green monkey......

    i wonder what colour his nuts are then.....:D

    ( peanuts of coarse)
    Work to live= not live to work
  • After paying this kind gentlemen i received an email this morning saying my goods are ready to be dispatched and will arrive in 7-10 working days, i will let you know how i get on.
  • FloFlo
    FloFlo Posts: 32,720 Forumite
    Please post a piccie of monkey when it arrives.
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