ELITE 11+ "50 shades of tosco" mse gathering of OCD bargain hunters!!

Dizzy_Ditzy

tigerwhite wrote: »

I did a big snorty laugh too at the three legged race bit, tiger cub nearly made an appearance :rotfl:

More falling stories please folks. The funnier the better :rotfl:

I was on holiday s few years ago and fell into a ditch. Up to my waist I was :rotfl:

Vicar of dibley styleee

tigerwhite_2

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

:rotfl:

I tripped while crossing the road once near Brecon. It took half the road for me to fall over properly. The rest of it was all limbs flailing :rotfl:

He he -Don't send me into labour yet:rotfl::rotfl:

jumblejack

tigerwhite wrote: »

You mean the "fall that turns into a jog" Peter Kay style?!! :rotfl::rotfl:He he

Love that sketch. Love all of em actually. Cheesecake?! Hobnobs. Classic!

Some Peter Kaye observations:

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
Old ladies can eat more than you think.
You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a "use by" date?

Dizzy_Ditzy

My cat hates me now

She backs away from me when I hold my hand out to her

I hate frontlining her but it absolutely has to be done

Still, I'll have my bed to myself tonight. Swings and roundabouts innit

Dizzy_Ditzy

jumblejack wrote: »

Love that sketch. Love all of em actually. Cheesecake?! Hobnobs. Classic!

Some Peter Kaye observations:

JJ that is brilliant :rotfl:

I watched him the other night with his tape recorder and his lyrics to different songs

I'm begging you for birdseed......

jumblejack

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

More falling stories please folks. The funnier the better :rotfl:

I was on holiday s few years ago and fell into a ditch. Up to my waist I was :rotfl:

Vicar of dibley styleee

I dunno about the Vicar of Dibley, but Mrs Doyle falling out the window was pretty hilarious. :rotfl:

jumblejack

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

JJ that is brilliant :rotfl:

I watched him the other night with his tape recorder and his lyrics to different songs

I'm begging you for birdseed......

Clicking her fingers and shuffling her feet:rotfl:

Dizzy_Ditzy

jumblejack wrote: »

I dunno about the Vicar of Dibley, but Mrs Doyle falling out the window was pretty hilarious. :rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl:

I hurt my ribs last night laughing at someone falling over

Dizzy_Ditzy

jumblejack wrote: »

Clicking her fingers and shuffling her feet:rotfl:

Your burgers are the best :rotfl:

myrtleturtle

night all

thanks to those who posted about wine
i have one very happy OH this end