Elite 11+ The Olympic GOLD Jibber Jabber Squad

wirehair

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tweets wrote: »

Hope this not and gets deleted.

I have taken the swear word out.


It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960, and Fred had a date


with Peggy Sue.

He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred
in.
'Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink?

'Lemonade? tea?'

'Tea, please,' Fred said. Mum brought the tea.

'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?' she asked.

'Oh, probably watch a film, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the milk
bar, maybe take a walk on the beach.'

'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mum informed him.

'Really?' Fred replied; eyebrows raised.

'Oh yes,'
mother continued, 'When she
goes out with her friends, that's all
they do!'

'Is that so?' asked Fred, incredulous.

'Yes,' said the mother.

'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!'

'Well, thanks
for the tip!' Fred said as he began thinking about alternate
plans for the evening.

A moment later, Peggy Sue came down
the stairs looking pretty as a picture,
wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a
bouncy ponytail.

She greeted Fred.

'Have fun, kids!' mother said as they left.

Half an hour later, a completely disheveled
Peggy Sue burst into the house
and slammed the front door behind her.

'The Twist, Mum!' she
angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen.

'The dance is called the ....Twist

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3Dogs

Fudge_Cake wrote: »

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:






:silenced::cool::rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: what time is Tom on Fudge_Cake?

emmlouie

hi everyone. :jits the weekend:j

emmlouie

:rotfl:not very good on the music quiz, near bottom of list with only 5/10

Miss_Laid

emmlouie wrote: »

hi everyone. :jits the weekend:j

Whooooooooop that means its vodka o'clock

wackynut

Miss_Laid wrote: »

Whooooooooop that means its vodka o'clock

Ching ching.

Dizzy_Ditzy

altojack wrote: »

Don't know when the 'mum' went missing but as a mum myself there is no way I would want to 'get away' from it all. I'd just want to be there incase she came home for heavens sake.

I'm not a mum and I would still be home waiting

silverhairgranny

altojack wrote: »

omg look at the time :eek: I've spent all afternoon catching up from a couple of days ago but I've still got stuff here at home to do :mad:

No 1. Purchase new :mad:Car breakdown cover

No 2. Ironing :eek: were is lala, I need helppppppppppppp

No 3. Errrrr, can't remember what that was

No 4. Write shopping list for tomorrow

No 5. Start packing my case :j I'm going home to Newcastle on Monday, whooooo hooooo I am so excited :j:j:j
No 6. Whatever I want it to be

Car breakdown - use tesco clubcard points for the RAC

cosmic-dust

cosmic-dust wrote: »

Coupon shop tonight. Total = £28.60 -£8.40 coupons = £20.20 to pay and fingers crossed for a £10.00 JTD.

PP in £10 JTD

1 x TESCO EDAY VALUE RIM BLOCK PINE 0.20 0.20
1 x TESCO EDAY VALUE TOILET CLEANER PINE 750ML 0.27 0.27
1 x FAIRY FABRIC CONDITIONER 750ML 1.99 1.99
1 x LENOR INFUSIONS STRUCK BY FUCHSIA 1.16 L 2.00 2.00
2 x CUSHELLE WHITE T/TISSUE 4 ROLL 720 SHEET 4.36 3.60
2 x MUNCH BUNCH STRAWBERRY F/FRAIS 6X42G 2.00 1.00
2 x HERBAL ESSENCES DAZZLING SHINE SHAMPOO 200ML 4.00 2.00
1 x FAIRY NON BIO TABLETS 40 PACK 20 WASH 6.50 4.00
1 x BOLD LIQUITABS LAV & CAMOMILE 20'S 6.79 3.00
1 x WALKERS SALT & VINEGAR CRISPS 32.5G 0.49 N/A

1x fairy coupon (ssm)
1x lenor infusions coupon (ssm)
2x cushelle coupons (cushelle website)
2x munch bunch coupons (love brands fb)
2x herbal essences coupons (ssm)
1x fairy non bio coupon (ssm)
1x bold coupon (ssm)
1x walkers coupon (fb)

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Fudge_Cake wrote: »

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:






:silenced::cool::rotfl:

Don't get too excited Fudgie!

silverhairgranny wrote: »

Car breakdown - use tesco clubcard points for the RAC

Always do this - also means they can't put the price up because you have had 4 or 5 call outs in one year (DD is on the same account!!) :rotfl:


Just been looking at last minute holidays - found one advertised as a "12 night immersive wine cruise". Just wondering what they have in the swimming pool :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: