The 11+ thread; where all are welcome, but be prepared for some serious money saving!

DanielleNic87

I'm back

Evening all :wave:

I hope you are all well and i haven 't missed any amazing glitches

Could someone kindly let me know what i have missed over the last 2 weeks?

I had the most amazing honeymoon in Thailand and i am seriously gutted to be home :(.

There was a T's directly outside my hotel in Bangkok :rotfl::rotfl:

choirchick

tweets wrote: »

A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything.
The shop owner suggests a faithful dog.
The man replies, "Come on, a dog?"

The owner says, "How about a cat?"
The man replies, "No way! A cat certainly can't do everything. I want a pet that can do everything!"

The shop owner thinks for a minute, then says, "I've got it! A centipede!"
The man says, "A centipede? I can't imagine a centipede doing everything, but okay... I'll try a centipede." He gets the centipede home and says to the centipede, "Clean the kitchen."
Thirty minutes later, he walks into the kitchen and... it's immaculate! All the dishes and silverware have been washed, dried, and put away the counter-tops cleaned the appliances sparkling the floor waxed. He's absolutely amazed.

He says to the centipede, "Go clean the living room."
Twenty minutes later, he walks into the living room. The carpet has been vacuumed the furniture cleaned and dusted the pillows on the sofa plumped, plants watered. The man thinks to himself, "This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. This really is a pet that can do everything!"

Next he says to the centipede, "Run down to the corner and get me a newspaper."
The centipede walks out the door. 10 minutes later... no centipede.
20 minutes later... no centipede. 30 minutes later... no centipede.
By this point the man is wondering what's going on. The centipede should have been back in a couple of minutes. 45 minutes later... still no centipede!
He can't imagine what could have happened. Did the centipede run away? Did it get run over by a car? Where is that centipede?

So he goes to the front door, opens it... and there's the centipede sitting right outside.
The man says, "Hey!!! I sent you down to the corner store 45 minutes ago to get me a newspaper. What's the matter?!" The centipede says, "I'm goin'! I'm goin'! I'm just puttin' on my shoes :rotfl:

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barksavingmad

Miss_Laid wrote: »

Barely over £10 a week with using my wombles plus coupons the odd DTD and glitches

That's incredible :eek::eek::eek:

I have a lot to learn

QPR10

nikkilala wrote: »

Whoops!!!:eek: something tells me I need a new breadmaker, only had this one 11 years;)

For some reason that made me laugh so much, I was crying & snorting

RootedNomad

Branston Beans 4pk £2.55 T, £1 A

QPR10

neosi wrote: »

Cut lawn, cut neighbours lawn, cut the front hedge, trimmed some shrubs back, cleared parking bay of weeds, painted front fence and side gate.. ran out of room in two recyling bins will have finish other hedge at later date... phew..:p


QPR.. All digits intact and accounted for


Beer and deck chair beckons

Very impressive what are you doing for an encore tomorrow ?

QPR10

mymerrywidow wrote: »

my toe i badly cut last night had to be glued.

I must have missed that post, treasure those toes hope it heals quickly

lovingtescoforever

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Laura_Cello

I have just traded a lesson in whoopsying at the grocery store for babysitting! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::T:T:T:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::cool::D

silvercar

I don't even know what this is exactly, something like frozen slush

http://www.facebook.com/RiPSslush

One person is going to win it and anyone else can get a free sample...and then let us know what exactly it is.