The 11+ thread; where all are welcome, but be prepared for some serious money saving!

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FK we haven't had a pic of your evening meal yet. I have to work out the calorific content

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purdita wrote: »

I haven't used mine yet and as its for £17.92 I've been wondering if it will be accepted at the till or whether it will have to be done at CS.
Are may people experiencing problems redeeming the ones where we bought the 4 B&J deals?
I'm going to go to T's tomorrow evening while the footie is on so will use mine then.

I got told that I can't use the price check at the ordinary till and had to go to customer services:eek:

altojack

Evening Elite, hope youv'e al had a good day

Just wondered if jumblejack is in here tonight, if you are youv'e got a PM

Not done too much today and tonight been watching BB, several of them I would love to boot out of the house :mad:

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lovingtescoforever wrote: »

Evening all

Had a look at the store locator this morning and decided to hit a few small stores to add clubcard points on :T

end result: 284 points added :j

time to catch up.

Were any of them express stores?

purdita

I'm off to bed
Night all xx

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purdita wrote: »

I'm off to bed
Night all xx

Night night sleep tight
Dont let the bed bugs bite;)

neosi

Im gonna post this grab me coat and run...:p


Men are just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park..
Car mechanics tell you the truth
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

MONEY
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. ......There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

silvercar

QPR10 wrote:

I'll just take the great big "sorry that the end of your finger looks dead" one.

The steristrips came off by accident on Sunday but it had been a week couldn't get any anywhere so settled for boots ones which are rubbish & its taken me over half an hour gently coaxing them off & finger doesn't look too clever :.... (

If the surgery nurse can't see you, there should be a district nurse available, even at weekends.

purdita

Best_price wrote: »

I got told that I can't use the price check at the ordinary till and had to go to customer services:eek:

What did you have to do.... Pay the full amount at the till, then take your price check to CS and they gave you a refund?

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neosi wrote: »

Im gonna post this grab me coat and run...:p


Men are just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park..
Car mechanics tell you the truth
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

MONEY
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. ......There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

This is so true:rotfl: