The 11+ thread; where all are welcome, but be prepared for some serious money saving!

SpiralingDown

Mr & Mrs 3dogs xxx

SaverSavvy123

One for the weather (although it has been dry here all day )

One day, in Biblical world, long after the great flood waters had died down, God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark".
Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want, after all - you're the guv'... "
But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, . . I want 20 decks one on top of the other".
"20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"Yep, that's right, well . .. sort of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers.
"Fish?", queries Noah "Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want Koi carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Koi Carp!"
Noah looks to the skies. "OK... God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?"
"Check".
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".
"Check".
"And you want it full of Carp?".
"Check"
"Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly getting increasingly worried about either the sanity of God or his own hearing...



"Dunno", says God....

...

"I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".

celebrate

Beki88 wrote: »

I just got my card blocked :eek::eek:
I did ahem a few transactions at T's, the last one was refused twice because I had done too many transactions in a short space of time!

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

sorry for laughing beki but that is sooo funny
how many transactions exactly did one partake in???

celebrate

SaverSavvy123 wrote: »

One for the weather (although it has been dry here all day )

One day, in Biblical world, long after the great flood waters had died down, God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark".
Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want, after all - you're the guv'... "
But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, . . I want 20 decks one on top of the other".
"20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"Yep, that's right, well . .. sort of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers.
"Fish?", queries Noah "Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want Koi carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Koi Carp!"
Noah looks to the skies. "OK... God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?"
"Check".
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".
"Check".
"And you want it full of Carp?".
"Check"
"Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly getting increasingly worried about either the sanity of God or his own hearing...



"Dunno", says God....

...

"I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

wendyak

Just my brain ticking about the meal deal, most offers finish on a tuesday but if you order online the last day for the offer would be a monday as it couldn't be delivered same day for tuesday.........do you think it might still work instore tomorrow?????

Soft kisses for mr and mrs3dogs xxxxxxx

Beki88

celebrate wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

sorry for laughing beki but that is sooo funny
how many transactions exactly did one partake in???

It was the 5th one that got refused-thank god for my spare card!
I did none yesterday and then about 5 on Saturday :eek:
And you think you need more therapy?! I think my recovery has just been shot to sheeeet!:rotfl:

celebrate

oh i still haven't caught up but conditional spends are back:T:T


so dust off those extra one or two CC's you've got hidden away:D









oh and pop those tweezers in the old handbag
never know when you may face a[STRIKE] medical[/STRIKE] womblin emergency:rotfl:

SpiralingDown

night night all, just caught up but had to miss a load of pages here and there.

hugs to all who need them and extras for those who'd just like one xxx
love this smilie

Beki88

SpiralingDown wrote: »

night night all, just caught up but had to miss a load of pages here and there.

hugs to all who need them and extras for those who'd just like one xxx
love this smilie

Hi SD, how did the move go? I left the thread just as you got given the house. Hope you and your DS are happier now x

streetlights

goodnight everybody and I hope you all sleep well. I hope you all enjoy the rest of your evening.