I'm spring cleaning and I found......

turtlemoose

I have a lovely hand made, wonkily folded, scribbly coloured in card that says, in crooked handwriting, "tright very god" (meaning "try very good"!) which one of my nieces made for me as a good luck card for my driving test many years ago .... I have 9 nieces and nephews so have lots of lovely things they have made me, but I particularly love this one

pinksk8

Awwww my ovaries are hurting, these are too cute. A few months back I had nipped to my brothers before picking up my niece (8) from school, in the fridge was a very carefully written note which said "Daddy, if ham is in the shape of a teddy bear, its not yours, I dont like square ham for my school lunch" She had drawn a smiley face, so I think by the time she had gotten round to writing it, the anger had subsided!

ellay864

I still have a note my son left for the tooth fairy, obviously when he was getting to that dubious age. It just said 'if you want my tooth, wake me' !!

*Louise*

DS2 didn't like having to share a room with his older brother, one day I saw him putting up a sign on the door which said 'No Callums allowd' :rotfl:

aliasojo

Reading all these has made me smile, what a good start to the day.

Spendless

A few years ago we had a family friend's teenager come to stay from overseas. DD then aged 5 decided to do us all name tags so we knew each other. She wrote 'Mrs Spendless' on mine 'Mr Spendless', 'Master Spendless' 'Kenny' (for our houseguest) and the one she wrote for herself said 'Me' when we queried it she said that's because I am me. :rotfl:

mrs_mulder

Bless, these are great. What a nice start to the day

jackieb

Not a note, but yesterday something my daughter said and it still has me laughing today.

She was flapping about. I said to her, 'you're causin a draft.'

She replied, 'my cousin's a dwarf?!!'

Something might get lost in the accent, but I was in stitches. I do think I need to get her hearing tested. :rotfl:

MandM90

This isn't a 'found' thing, but the other day we were walking to school through the cemetery (which separates our house from her school) and DD, 4, demanded to know who was going to die before her. When I said I didn't know she said "Pllllllease tell me. I need to know, so I know when my time is up!"

Yesterday she announced "I don't love daddy". When I told her that's a horrible thing to say she said "But I love you so much there's nothing left for anyone else" and stomped off in a huff!

HelenDaveKids

Its the accidental swear words that made me giggle. A gorgeous picture of a princess and underneath "!!!!ers" - not quite spelt correctly! another one with an interesting spelling of couldn't, which causes a cringe, esp as it was homework. But when my middle daughter has a sign placed on her door with with losser written on it. Then theres the name written on the wall (oldest child) but she didn't do it (her sisters were under 2 at the time).

We have a sandwich rota, and if its my middle child, you always get huge finger prints, plus when she bags them, she spins it round so all the filling falls out, however she also leaves little notes in your pack up, like "have a nice day" (shes 11) which makes you forgive the crushed bread.