11+ Elite Coupon-Crazy Glitching Mega-Bargainhunters. Part II

streetlights

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

seeing as toilet humour seems to be the theme this evening, here's a couple for you :-)

Fart apnoea. The act of waking oneself up with the severity of ones fart ( i did post that the other night but it seems more apt now :rotfl:)


Fartriliquism. The art of "throwing" ones fart so that it seems that the sound and smell are coming from somewhere/someone else

Particularly useful in "slightly over middle aged men" in the freezer aisles of the supermarket :rotfl::rotfl:

Thank you queen of cheap this did make laugh always good to get more oxygen in the lungs before bedtime. I would love to learn fartrilquism it would make going to Mr T more interesting.

Shortfatscotsbloke

Miss_Laid wrote: »

Man I feel like a woman

Don't worry WB, you are all woman!!

Sanya

lookinforabargain wrote: »

Couldn't agree more!

I'm listening to cheesetastic music on Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leohcvmf8kM

Just poured myself a glass of wine, don't even like wine so added some lemonade, I'm a classy lady :rotfl::rotfl:

I must be a classy lady too then

lookinforabargain wrote: »

You better watch out, FK will get jealous

I have just re discovered Shania Twain whilst trawling through Youtube :dance::dance::dance::dance:
Whatever happened to her?!

Vegas!! And her real name is Eileen :eek:

lanust

purdita wrote: »

I think it very wise to refrain if at all possible.... to avoid the risk of "sharting"

:eek::eek::eek::eek: You lot are in serious danger of making me spill my wine...... :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

lindos90

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

seeing as toilet humour seems to be the theme this evening, here's a couple for you :-)

Fart apnoea. The act of waking oneself up with the severity of ones fart ( i did post that the other night but it seems more apt now :rotfl:)


Fartriliquism. The art of "throwing" ones fart so that it seems that the sound and smell are coming from somewhere/someone else

Particularly useful in "slightly over middle aged men" in the freezer aisles of the supermarket :rotfl::rotfl:

LOL. my lads (10 and 14) were talking about farts earlier and one told me they are now called 'air biscuits' :rotfl:.

One said 'yeah, and he does Chocolate coated ones' :rotfl:

Couldnt stop myself from laughing, the child in me wanted to:o

kerri_gt

Evening guys - sorry, been lurking for a bit again Not been able to catch up since Thurs, although i have just read today's posts so apologies in advance if this has already been mentioned, but, word of warning for anyone off to get the Pilgrims Cheese to price check vs A - i've just looked on the A and Mysupermarket site and the cheese has gone up from £2 to £3.98 in Mr A - not sure when this happened (not aware that A change prices on a Sat) so i'm keeping my fingers crossed for the 3 blocks i bought today - else they'll be going back.

streetlights

good night everybody. I hope you all have a good night.

lokitty

DODO wrote: »

Think I'm losing it - I read this as sensational drivel!

Think I am losing it!

I did too! Thought it was a comment in my post ! Err Thanks :rotfl:
Am loving the smileys!

Miss_Laid

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

seeing as toilet humour seems to be the theme this evening, here's a couple for you :-)

Fart apnoea. The act of waking oneself up with the severity of ones fart ( i did post that the other night but it seems more apt now :rotfl:)


Fartriliquism. The art of "throwing" ones fart so that it seems that the sound and smell are coming from somewhere/someone else

Particularly useful in "slightly over middle aged men" in the freezer aisles of the supermarket :rotfl::rotfl:

I fell in a freezer once in Bejams (remembener those?) looking for an unbroken bag of peas

locarr

One flew over the cuckoo's nest...BBC2...Classic!