11+ Elite Coupon-Crazy Glitching Mega-Bargainhunters. Part II

purdita

French_Knickers wrote: »

I've had two in the past hour and even without a cork, they have stayed in..............so far!!

I'm not brave enough to fart yet though!! :rotfl::rotfl:

I think it very wise to refrain if at all possible.... to avoid the risk of "sharting"

Dizzy_Ditzy

purdita wrote: »

I think it very wise to refrain if at all possible.... to avoid the risk of "sharting"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Shortfatscotsbloke

Ok, in case I have pee'd anyone off tonight (certainly not my intention), can I make one final statement to make clear what I intended to say..

1. Miss Laid is a cracking bird for her age, has lovely booblies and drinks a lot of vodka
2. I am not overly keen on posts where people announce that they have very kindly 'left items on the shelves for others'.

If I have made any other coments that offend anyone, please ignore them as they were certainly not intentional.

SFSB

calmspirit

Miss_Laid wrote: »

Stay and playyyyyyyyyyyy with meeeeeeee

noooooo .......you are SUCH a bad influence.......:D have a good evening and be gentle with FK :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

lookinforabargain

Miss_Laid wrote: »

Stay and playyyyyyyyyyyy with meeeeeeee

You better watch out, FK will get jealous

I have just re discovered Shania Twain whilst trawling through Youtube :dance::dance::dance::dance:
Whatever happened to her?!

Dizzy_Ditzy

seeing as toilet humour seems to be the theme this evening, here's a couple for you :-)

Fart apnoea. The act of waking oneself up with the severity of ones fart ( i did post that the other night but it seems more apt now :rotfl:)


Fartriliquism. The art of "throwing" ones fart so that it seems that the sound and smell are coming from somewhere/someone else

Particularly useful in "slightly over middle aged men" in the freezer aisles of the supermarket :rotfl::rotfl:

Miss_Laid

lookinforabargain wrote: »

You better watch out, FK will get jealous

I have just re discovered Shania Twain whilst trawling through Youtube :dance::dance::dance::dance:
Whatever happened to her?!

Man I feel like a woman

Dizzy_Ditzy

something non-toilet related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqPPSbWRU7I&feature=youtu.be

Miss_Laid

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Ok, in case I have pee'd anyone off tonight (certainly not my intention), can I make one final statement to make clear what I intended to say..

1. Miss Laid is a cracking bird for her age, has lovely booblies and drinks a lot of vodka
2. I am not overly keen on posts where people announce that they have very kindly 'left items on the shelves for others'.

If I have made any other coments that offend anyone, please ignore them as they were certainly not intentional.

SFSB

This is so true

You and me are too much alike

lookinforabargain

Miss_Laid wrote: »

Man I feel like a woman

:doh: :doh:

Shoulda seen that one coming :rotfl::rotfl: