Sealed Pot Challenge 5 ~ Part 2

sparky0107

The Vanilla Pudding Robbery.


This is just too funny not to share. An article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.



Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, the bank robbers' efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:


'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....

sparky0107

:rotfl:

luckycharlie wrote: »

He's nit picking!!!!

or showing off

or both!!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

XLC2

I wondered why I was itchy! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

little_sweetie

Oh sparky, you have made my day! :rotfl::rotfl:Where do you find these little gems?? You can't blame Sue this time

166million wrote: »

I like owls.
I've got a pig and a sheep.
and a jar that does counting

I like owls too, I held a little barn owl earlier this year. He was soooo sweet (but I was glad I'm not a mouse :eek:) Do you have a real pig and a sheep? :think: My OH has a jar that does counting but he still leaves coppers in the bedroom for me to [STRIKE]pot[/STRIKE] tidy up :whistle: Will he never learn.....
I have just checked my bank account and I have FUNDS :T just a small injection but enough to take dear FiL to lunch as usual tomorrow and perhaps to go to the quiz night at the village pub tonight. It only costs £1 each including sandwiches, how good is that We never win but it's great fun...

Have a great evening everyone! x

jakes-mum

Found another penny! in the washing machine this time :eek: im beginning to wondr if I have a penny fairy :think: well its in the pot as well, and as its been such a lovely day ive done not 1 but 2 loads of washing AND hung it all out to dry :eek: now as im usually a dryer woman weather regardless I have potted a shiny£1, thats 50p for each dryer cycle ive saved today

samtoby

I am clock watching.....wish I was roadkill watching!

nanto3girls

Love the Vanilla pudding story.Thanks Sparky.

Lost2

hope everyone is enjoying this lovely warm weather

found a penny so it's gone into my tin

mishmogs

Evening all....

hope everyones had a great day in the sunshine.

Welcome LUNALADY, hope you enjoy being on this thread they are lovely people.

Yesterday went to bury st ed. with DH for his hospital appt and we had a look at bury church with its new tower, very nice it was too and off we toddled for a coffee in the reflectory and found a penny, a whole 1p! 2nd find this year.

So the usual £1 per day in the cats head with some scrapnel and nuffink in the owls head (no £2 coins).

today I had £2.78 change which went into the cats head.

right O best get going and get tea on, toddles for now...

sparky0107

My inconclusive travel plans for 2012:

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.

PLEASE DO YOUR PART!

Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one person. My job is done!

sparky0107

Oh sparky, you have made my day! :rotfl::rotfl:Where do you find these little gems?? You can't blame Sue this time

Little Sweetie
I have my sources! People must have the wrong impresion of me as I get them all the time, glad it made you smile