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nikkilala_2

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

Tell me about it!:(




Don't ask, I was all for having a lie in today but it wasn't meant to be. Westie was up at the crack of dawn to go to T's and she was up so early she got there before they had even opened.:eek: On her way out she spent ages messing about with my keys and lock so that woke me up. At 8am mum called to say she was picking us up at 10. I had to get up then to take my shoes back to Debenhams so we could get back to the flat to meet mum. Debenhams took the shoes back and gave me a refund no problem.:beer:


Your parcel arrived this afternoon nanny? Lala. Thank you very much.:beer::beer::beer:

My mum wrapped it up when she was doing some bits for me and she said shall I put it's from Nanny Lala;)She's as mad as me;):rotfl::rotfl:

locarr

Decay wrote: »

Did you hear about the Irish divers that found the Titanic, they were shocked to find the swimming pool still full .

Very good!!:rotfl:

I can't understand why such a catastrophic failure is celebrated?:eek:

cloz

Fudge2 you are a star!:A thank you :beer::beer::beer:

fudge2

cloz wrote: »

Fudge2 you are a star!:A thank you :beer::beer::beer:

No probs, hope they are nice

Need to disappear for a few hours now, so if i get anymore pm's, i'll reply to them a bit later

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HappyChappy84

nikkilala wrote: »

My mum wrapped it up when she was doing some bits for me and she said shall I put it's from Nanny Lala;)She's as mad as me;):rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

dcon_blue

YAY ... postie's just been. Yesterday it was pies and beers today:

• 4 bars of Rocky Road Squares
• 1 pkt BirdsEye Carrot seeds (Corn and Potato seeds must still be in transit)

Just popping out to use more coupons/vouchers and pop into Hotel Chocolat .... you know I've never had so much fun!! :j

madmuppet5

My Irish mate got pulled over speeding in his horse box on the way to Cheltenham yesterday.
"What's the rush sir?"

"I've gotta get to the racetrack quick."

Traffic officer checks out documents and takes a look in the horse box.

"Excuse me Sir, but there are no horses in the box".

"That's right officer, I'm taking the non-runners".

karen3112

Afternoon

Have you all been out scouting 75% off toys? I've went on a mission yesterday for some, but the ones I wasn't sure of, I'm going to leave and hope that they go 90% like last summer.

If theres so many toys at 75%, I'm wondering if the electricals will go 75% like last year. Remember the £4 irons and toasters? Hmmm, I might have to go back out investigating tonight

Gemini_Jes

madmuppet5 wrote: »

My Irish mate got pulled over speeding in his horse box on the way to Cheltenham yesterday.
"What's the rush sir?"

"I've gotta get to the racetrack quick."

Traffic officer checks out documents and takes a look in the horse box.

"Excuse me Sir, but there are no horses in the box".

"That's right officer, I'm taking the non-runners".

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::T:T

Really appealed to my sense of humour.