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How to deter dogs from going to loo outside my house?

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  • springdreams
    springdreams Posts: 3,623 Forumite
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    So if it's harmful to use Jeyes wjat would you recommend instead?

    Did you not notice that that comment was posted on 30 January 2011!!!
    squeaky wrote: »
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    ..one size fits all... and nobody minds if you give it back.
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  • I think Keyes would be ok if it is diluted well. It will still stink..think men's toilets.
    All that clutter used to be money
  • glennevis
    glennevis Posts: 732 Forumite
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    "Did you not notice that that comment was posted on 30 January 2011!!!"

    It doesn't matter how old the thread is the tip is still useful. I've just found this thread as I have the same problem and wish I had bought some Jeyes fluid when I saw it in Aldi recently.
  • VfM4meplse
    VfM4meplse Posts: 34,269 Forumite
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    Did you not notice that that comment was posted on 30 January 2011!!!
    And here we are in 2017, dogs are still pooing!

    Go figure :D
    Value-for-money-for-me-puhleeze!

    "No man is worth, crawling on the earth"- adapted from Bob Crewe and Bob Gaudio

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  • monnagran
    monnagran Posts: 5,284 Forumite
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    I have friends who have 2 cherry trees on the pavement outside their house. A veritable public convenience for the canine population in their town.
    They had great fun by fixing up loud speakers in the trees and wiring them into their bedroom. Several evenings entertainment was produced by them hiding behind their bedroom curtains with microphones.

    The first dog that squatted outside the house was considerably startled to be addressed by the tree.

    "DON'T YOU DARE."

    If the dog was astounded it was nothing to the reaction of the owner. Apparently he did a vertical take off.

    Then they were on a roll. They had the trees talking to each other.

    "WATCH OUT FOR THAT LITTLE YAPPY CREATURE, HE PEES ON TREES."

    "WHAT. THAT BROWN THING?"

    "THAT'S THE ONE. IT'S INCONTINENT. SHOULD BE IN NAPPIES."

    They were endlessly inventive and after a few evenings of this, the numbers of dog walkers diminished considerably.

    A lovely couple. Mad as a box of frogs. It worked though.

    x
    I believe that friends are quiet angels
    Who lift us to our feet when our wings
    Have trouble remembering how to fly.
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