kermit the frog backpack

dfcman

LazyToucan wrote: »

Guys, here's a straight forward way to get some extra codes...

Just email Cravendale and ask them for some!!! Sounds simple, but it worked for me. Emailed them today and they've just sent me two codes

Thanks for that, they emailed me 5 codes

POPPYOSCAR

dfcman wrote: »

Thanks for that, they emailed me 5 codes

What on earth did you say to them!!

Might just give it a try, saving for my second one for younger grandson now and need 8 more, going to Tesco for more 3 for 2(Hope offer is still on) and that would do it then.

Kitty_Wren

I will send underwear, clean or soiled (whatever your preference), to anyone who gives me a code

dfcman

POPPYOSCAR wrote: »

What on earth did you say to them!!

I said "I've only just started collecting codes & there's no way jose that I'll get thru that much milk by the 12th April, unless I go to the pet shop & buy lots of cats. Can you hire cats? You couldn't email me codes some could you? I know it's a cheek".


They emailed me 5 codes suggesting that they didn't think it was possible to hire cats.

POPPYOSCAR

dfcman wrote: »

I said "I've only just started collecting codes & there's no way jose that I'll get thru that much milk by the 12th April, unless I go to the pet shop & buy lots of cats. Can you hire cats? You couldn't email me codes some could you? I know it's a cheek".


They emailed me 5 codes suggesting that they didn't think it was possible to hire cats.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I think you deserve 5 codes for that one!!

POPPYOSCAR

Thank you so much Lost2 very kind of you.:)

Gilly_flower

Whoop - 4 to go. I'd really appreciate it if anyone had a spare code. Many thanks!

*Louise*

Lost2 wrote: »

has anyone received there bags yet

No - and it will be three weeks come Saturday since I completed the collection

yummy_mummy_cat wrote: »

ive managed 2 more codes today. 9 and counting now. is cravendale still on offer in tesco ?

Fraid not, the offer finished on the 20th

quoia

aliasojo wrote: »

I emailed them and told them to send the ones we ordered onto quoia for his tortoise. I don't know if he got them yet.

Seriously though.....no.

I did see our postman wearing one yesterday and he did seem a bit nervous and uncomfortable when I was asking him where he had got it from

HOWEVER

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS !

YES, IT'S NOW UP TO 48 CODES


Actually I tell a lie - ONLY 43 required

Why 43 ? Well I found one (I'll be telling you about that later) ....

.... AND I GOT A SPONSOR !


Some silly burger on here took me up



OK, it's ONLY 1 per week (of sitting on my fat AR5E surfin' t'internet etc. etc.)

BUT that's 4 codes for ME - Sorry the QUOIASFUND team
(the depressive condition Kermitlessnessism support organisation)

BEST of ALL - they've ALREADY GIVEN ME THE CODES

So I DON'T have to sit on my fat AR5E all day

I can get up and do other things ....

.. NO that doesn't work does it ? I need MORE sponsors.


.... AND IF I DON'T have to sit on my fat AR5E all day, THEN I'D HAVE TO DO .......




SOMETHING ELSE :eek:


NO! NO! NO!

FORGET what I've been considering.

I'm staying exactly where I am.

Get Up ? Move About ? Sod that for a game of soldiers


Anyhow, 43 codes

Yes, I now need FOUR KERMITS !!!!!!!!!!!!


I now have a PARROT with a WONKY WING sitting on a curtain pole in my lounge
He's claiming BOTH SQUATTERS RIGHTS, ASYLUM and threatening to SUE ME.
He's alreay been on the phone to InjuryLawyers4Parrots regards a claim
Apart from that he's DRIVING ME NUTS with his constant and inane chatter.

Apparently he was flying along minding his own business when he flew into a Cravendale label I'd pegged onto the washing line to dry after cleaning it.

I'd found it this morning while taking the dog on his once a year walk. (Well it is his birthday)
I went to this waste bin and there it was.
So I removed it before depositing my Poop scoop bag along with all the others (I REALLY AM DESPERATE)

Anyway it really did need cleaning before I could see the code
It was covered in this brown stuff .....






















... think it was chocolate



Anyway, back to the PARROT.

Having flown into the label it got stuck on his beak and obscured his vision, so he couldn't see where he was flying.
He hit the lounge window with a glancing blow and slid along the glass to the slightly ajar side opener, whereupon it flipped him inside.
I was out at the time so he's claiming my home as his squat.
Furthermore he wants asylum since he's been persecuted in his native Africa.

As I said he's currently perched on a curtain pole .......



THREATENING TO JUMP


YES HE WANTS A KERMIT !!!



Before I returned home he overheard the Tortoise and the Cat planning against the Dog regards the Kermit Back-Pack should ONLY TWO ARRIVE.

He attempted to BLACKMAIL them but that didn't work so he DOBBED both of them in and made an alliance with the Dog

But it was all a double-cross and now the Parrot wants to end it all.
He reckons the 7 feet to the floor, head first into the SHAG PILE will do it.

WE ARE AT OUR WITS END




Number 44 OUR WITS END to be precise (nice little Cul-De-Sac)

The Tortoise has been up and sat next to him for while, trying to talk him down, but he's had to give up ......

... suffering from VERTIGO .... apparently the room was spinning around and he was feeling sick.


Personally I think it was due to his accident when he hurt his leg and started limping .....

... well he has been walking around in circles for 3 days.




SO, the ONLY WAY to SAVE THE PARROT

MORE CODES

MORE SPONSORSHIP

My BUM REALLY IS GETTING QUITE NUMB YOU KNOW !!!

finpho

Those of you who emailed Cravendale and had 'The bare faced cheek' :rotfl: to ask them for free codes....how long from you emailing them to you actually receiving the codes?