Asda customer care NOT

joannaspanner

How would a tin of sweetcorn and a bog roll even fit in a box designed for the (completely differently shaped) Nintendo DS?

thank you for brightening up my morning with that sentence :rotfl:

fiddiwebb

As the Jolly Green Giant would say.... HO-HO-HO

joannaspanner

brettcta

i had a similar problem recently.

i had just finished reading richard dawkins' 'the god delusion' and got a hankering for some sweetcorn.

i went down to my local asda and bought a tin.

when i got home, i found that my tin of green giant was infact a nintendo 3ds.

i was livid.

i nearly shouted 'OH GOD' but realised i don't believe in him, so then went back to the store where the manager, Reverend Lovejoy, refused to take action because he has never seen me in church and i wasn't 'part of the flock'.

shaken, i stumbled into waterstones and bought myself a bible. i spent 4 nights memorising it and then went to church on sunday with a new found fervour for our lad jesus christopherson.

i went back and saw the good reverend and he again refused a refund.

i reckon we bandy together and take on the collective might of asda. who needs lawyers? we've got a combined 50 years and 5 days of prayers in the bank, i reckon it's time we redeemed them.

joannaspanner

brettcta wrote: »

i had a similar problem recently.

i had just finished reading richard dawkins' 'the god delusion' and got a hankering for some sweetcorn.

i went down to my local asda and bought a tin.

when i got home, i found that my tin of green giant was infact a nintendo 3ds.

i was livid.

i nearly shouted 'OH GOD' but realised i don't believe in him, so then went back to the store where the manager, Reverend Lovejoy, refused to take action because he has never seen me in church and i wasn't 'part of the flock'.

shaken, i stumbled into waterstones and bought myself a bible. i spent 4 nights memorising it and then went to church on sunday with a new found fervour for our lad jesus christopherson.

i went back and saw the good reverend and he again refused a refund.

i reckon we bandy together and take on the collective might of asda. who needs lawyers? we've got a combined 50 years and 5 days of prayers in the bank, i reckon it's time we redeemed them.

You sir.. owe me one new keyboard after spitting water out on it laughing... you complete nutter :D