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mymerrywidow

wirehair wrote: »

Yes I have been leaving the cisps and descalers , No one likes the crisps and have enough descalers .

was it you that left a lonely lindt bunny on the scanner?

frequent

sorryaboutmywife wrote: »

I've got the same problem - brought some emulsion in from the garage, it had separated and I tried to stir it before I read "do not stir" on the tin

So it's ruined then. Should I bring all my emulsion in from the garage and store it somewhere a bit warmer?

Yes that's a good idea.
also avoid buying paint that has been stored on bottom shelf bq or other outlets

kadison

Still catching up from last night, sorry if I miss anyone out xx

3Dogs - It's lovely to hear how your mum's doing, what a nice evening you had xx

Snap-ant - Good on you for interfering, it's what's needed sometimes, glad your dad's in hospital now getting the treatment he obviously needs.

CookieRaider - I'm sorry to hear what happened to your daughter's friend, her injuries are horrific and I would prepare for the worst, though I feel terrrible saying it. (((hugs))) to you all xxx

mymerrywidow

whilst i was in the ha$tings store i found on the top shelf the yellow bottles of daz that 2 weeks ago scan at £1.01. now scans at £3.99:eek::eek:

kadison

grumpy67 wrote: »

My girlfriend reckons that a small 'manhood' shouldn't affect our sex life.

She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one

grumpy67 wrote: »

My missus dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, "You're being charged for being good in bed..."

After 2 minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence.

bensonsmum wrote: »

Thought this might give some of you a laugh - if you see what i mean, but don't tell everyone - let them work it out for themselves!!!

Sorry meant to say good morning
xx

Great jokes on here today! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Bookworm63

Korbond Washing Bag, on a clipstrip (yellow/blue packet, BCE 5016) priced at £1.49 but went through at £2.30, so actually cost 68p with DTD.

I usually get these from cheapie shops but these are much nicer quality...

bobchorba

midwinter wrote: »

Too much time on my hands, had to find out the plural of asterisk!


Noun

asterisks

1. Plural form of asterisk

That reminds me,

loose

   /lus/ Show Spelled [loos] Show IPA adjective, loos·er, loos·est, adverb, verb loosed, loos·ing.
adjective 1. free or released from fastening or attachment: a loose end.

2. free from anything that binds or restrains; unfettered: loose cats prowling around in alleyways at night.

3. uncombined, as a chemical element.

4. not bound together: to wear one's hair loose.

5. not put up in a package or other container: loose mushrooms.

lose

   /luz/ Show Spelled [looz] Show IPA verb, lost, los·ing.
verb (used with object) 1. to come to be without (something in one's possession or care), through accident, theft, etc., so that there is little or no prospect of recovery: I'm sure I've merely misplaced my hat, not lost it.

2. to fail inadvertently to retain (something) in such a way that it cannot be immediately recovered: I just lost a dime under this sofa.

3. to suffer the deprivation of: to lose one's job; to lose one's life.

4. to be bereaved of by death: to lose a sister.

5. to fail to keep, preserve, or maintain: to lose one's balance; to lose one's figure.

HTH;)

RootedNomad

Bookworm63 wrote: »

I remember reading your post too - did you perhaps quote the offending post without removing the offending word?

that's what I was going to mention. If you quoted the OP with the stars in your reply, then your post would be removed too, as in effect that post also contravenes the "rule".

wirehair

mymerrywidow wrote: »

was it you that left a lonely lindt bunny on the scanner?

No not me .:)

Decay_2

fourp wrote: »

Hi Folks , is it my bad eyes or something else ....

I posted a gentle reminder this morning at approx 9;30 - 10;00 ish to a poster that as a group we're moving forward in a positive fashion and not using banned words or tryng to hide them with asterixes (is that a word ?) after the recent kerfuffle with HC and the Mods etc ..some of you were kind enough to thank for me for this but for the life of me I can't find this post ....I've trued looking at 'more posts by 4p 'but it's not there . I wonder why such a thing should be removed ?

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hth