Tesco Discussion Chats & Grabbits 11+ Xmas/NY (Incorporating HC's Glitch & B1tch Pub)

lookinforabargain

Westvleteren wrote: »

I don't know if they work I have never had a mat. I get my jigsaws from charity shops, I don't mind if it has a couple of pieces missing - makes it more interesting but you can tell if they have been rolled up previously because the don't lie flat. 90% are like this so the roll up mats must be popular.

Think I may have to try this then Think I'll start with a few less than 1000 though :rotfl:

Winjackie wrote: »

Just found OP of Delhi bites with pic courtesy of karlie, they are in the frozen section. HTH

That does indeed help, many thanks

Meh, only just got DD to bed, she was being an :mad: monster tonight! Glad it's all gone quite now though :rotfl::rotfl:

Need a small refreshement to recover now

Gemini_Jes

LadyLeenie wrote: »

Happy the mens toilets are all nice and clean now ready for tonights rush.You owe me 12 minutes overtime :rotfl::rotfl:

Make sure he pays you the overtime......remember Scotts are tight...:rotfl::rotfl:

Smart1e

jumblejack wrote: »

Well done smartie! It's a good un!

Yay!

I have a puzzle for you...again maybe easy I don't know!

One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and cancels his trip. Sure enough, the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a £1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him.

Why did he fire the man that saved his life?

3Dogs

jumblejack wrote: »

New teaser:
Which word in Group B can be added to Group A? Why?

Group A: diction, equate, renal, visor
Group B: concrete, greedy, mission, stupid, without, yodel

Mwahahaaa!!!!

Got it at last - so simple when the penny drops - pm'd you JJ

LadyLeenie

Gemini_Jes wrote: »

Make sure he pays you the overtime......remember Scotts are tight...:rotfl::rotfl:

:eek:;):rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Not as tight as my other half :rotfl:

3Dogs

LadyLeenie wrote: »

Happy the mens toilets are all nice and clean now ready for tonights rush.You owe me 12 minutes overtime :rotfl::rotfl:

And he will pay it at time minus a half Tight Scot that he is

caz2703

midwinter wrote: »

I'll start peeps off, feel free to add your responses too!

a) He does it on a tightrope

b)prison is on one side of the street, and he walks to freedom on the other side

ToNik wrote: »

do we know why the man crossed the road yet ??? its bugging me!

*curls up in rocking chair with the bicardi*

Midwinter got it with guess A though I have to say B is a good option I've never heard.

I recall one of my A-Level teachers trying to get us to 'think outside the box' and brainteasers were one way.

And a new one that most people have probably heard of:

I heard this teaser this weekend from a medical student. Apparently, they ask this question to people to know if they are psychopaths. If you can answer it right away, you may have bizarre tendencies. You have all the elements to answer it, you don't have to elaborate complex theories. Ok, here it comes:

A young girl is at her mother's funeral. She meets a young man she had never seen before, but who's there as a part of family. She instantly falls in love with him. A few days after, she kills her sister. Why?

LadyLeenie

caz2703 wrote: »

Midwinter got it with guess A though I have to say B is a good option I've never heard.

I recall one of my A-Level teachers trying to get us to 'think outside the box' and brainteasers were one way.

And a new one that most people have probably heard of:

So she can see the young man again?

locarr

purdita wrote: »

I dropped OH off at the pub for his Xmas booze up earlier tonight so decided to go whoopsie-ing in Morrisons the go to Sainsburys to collect some prescriptions.
Morrisons was heaving and the whoopsies were rubbish. Got some nice little candle holders for 28p though which will look nice on the table when we eat our Xmas lunch.
On to Sainsbobs and the whoopsies there were really good. They had absolutely MASSES of party food and it was all the really nice stuff like the filo prawns etc. all at least 75% off
I noticed that they had been selling some Vanity Cases (Can't remember the exact name.....something like R&B!!) which had been reduced from £50.00 to £7.50.
Needless to say they had none left in my branch but it might be worth keeping an eye out for if you are in S's

cheers, I'll have a look for them tomoro!:T

scamps1966

Smart1e wrote: »

Yay!

I have a puzzle for you...again maybe easy I don't know!

One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and cancels his trip. Sure enough, the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a £1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him.

Why did he fire the man that saved his life?

That's too easy:T
Shouldn't have been asleep on the job:rotfl:
Sorry if I was too quick:)