Tesco Discussion Chats & Grabbits 11+ Xmas/NY (Incorporating HC's Glitch & B1tch Pub)

3Dogs

jumblejack wrote: »

Winners:

Miss laid
Smartie
3 dogs

:T

- I'm happy with 3rd

lookinforabargain

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

Can I add to this please?

I would like to choose 25th Dec, 3.45am, 7lbs 2oz

Added you in

caz2703

LadyLeenie wrote: »

Plus I have heard something like that before

Then shhhhhhh and let the other psychos answer it

scamps1966 wrote: »

This was one from a few forums back. She wants to meet him again but lost his number and the only way she can get to meet him again is to kill her sister!!!
He's the priest/undertaker.;););)

That's one 'option' but it doesn't prove you're a psychopath as the priest/undertaker would be easy to track down. The guy at the funeral was there with family so the girl presumes that if they came for her mothers funeral there's a chance they'll come for her sisters funeral so she kills her in the hope of seeing the tasty young man again.

Westvleteren

jumblejack wrote: »

Winners

Miss laid
Smartie
3 dogs
Westvetleren
:T

:j:j

My education wasn't wasted then...

3Dogs

LadyLeenie wrote: »

Coke :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I was thinking more on the lines of a case of Gamekeepers reserve

or

Difficult choice but I know which one I'd prefer :rotfl:

LadyLeenie

Westvleteren wrote: »

:j:j

My education wasn't wasted then...

Mine clearly was :rotfl::rotfl:

lookinforabargain

tazmac25 wrote: »

Can someone edit my guess to include the time 12.03am
I can't scroll down on the iPad to get there grrr
Thanks

Sorry sorted, don't know how that got missed

scamps1966

caz2703 wrote: »

Then shhhhhhh and let the other psychos answer it



That's one 'option' but it doesn't prove you're a psychopath as the priest/undertaker would be easy to track down. The guy at the funeral was there with family so the girl presumes that if they came for her mothers funeral there's a chance they'll come for her sisters funeral so she kills her in the hope of seeing the tasty young man again.

That's incesting, Sorry interesting:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

lookinforabargain

The last couple of teaser brought this too mind!

A visitor to a mental health institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in.
The director said 'we fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, an egg cup or a bucket and then ask them to empty the bath.

'Oh I see' replied the vistor 'the normal person would choose the bucket because it's the largest'

The director replied ' No, a normal person would pull the plug out.' Now would you like a bed near the window.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

3Dogs

lookinforabargain wrote: »

The last couple of teaser brought this too mind!

A visitor to a mental health institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in.
The director said 'we fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, an egg cup or a bucket and then ask them to empty the bath.

'Oh I see' replied the vistor 'the normal person would choose the bucket because it's the largest'

The director replied ' No, a normal person would pull the plug out.' Now would you like a bed near the window.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Whoops Can I have a room with a view please