Tesco Discussion Chats & Grabbits 11+ Xmas/NY (Incorporating HC's Glitch & B1tch Pub)

sandersjake16

Not only have I started drinking, I've let myself be convinced to go out clubbing :rotfl:
I shall regret this
Nighties everyone :j

3Dogs

Smart1e wrote: »

Damn you Jumble was just about to watch something on Sky+ as TV sooooo bad this Christmas, now I have more puzzles to work out!!!:j

Must be a bit addicted ,my life must be quite sad!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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lutzi1

purdita wrote: »

Do you think meeting Father Christmas was just a little bit too scary for this lad ??

Looking at Santa's hand, you can quite understand why.

3Dogs

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

It is now that I'm on the Havana Club.:beer:

I'm on the Bells with Pepsi Max of course On my 4th so it's gonna be a long night tonight

LadyLeenie

Happy the mens toilets are all nice and clean now ready for tonights rush.You owe me 12 minutes overtime :rotfl::rotfl:

Smart1e

jumblejack wrote: »

New teaser:
Which word in Group B can be added to Group A? Why?

Group A: diction, equate, renal, visor
Group B: concrete, greedy, mission, stupid, without, yodel

Mwahahaaa!!!!

Got it! Won't say though and I don't know how but it just came to me!!!

*Is amazed* :j

jumblejack

Well done smartie! It's a good un!

MisalignedHalo

georges_mummy wrote: »

For the times when you get too tied up in the consumer madness that it Xmas and the kids are getting way too excited for their own good (and our patience) I thought I'd share this story that my Dad just emailed to me


‘Gold Wrapping Paper'

The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper.. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.
Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, 'This is for you, Momma.'
The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner.
'Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?'
She had tears in her eyes and said, 'Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full.'
The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around her little girl, and she begged her forgiveness for her thoughtless anger.
An accident took the life of the child only a short time later, and it is told that the mother kept that gold box by her bed for all the years of her life.
Whenever she was discouraged or faced difficult problems she would open the box and take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the child who had put it there.

In a very real sense, each of us, as human beings, have been given a Golden box filled with unconditional love and kisses from our children, family and friends... There is no more precious possession anyone could hold. :A

That has just reduced me to tears, lovely story

LadyLeenie

LadyLeenie wrote: »

Happy the mens toilets are all nice and clean now ready for tonights rush.You owe me 12 minutes overtime :rotfl::rotfl:

I feel like I am playing a game like themed hospital

DaisyDuck

Hope im not to late - haven't had time to catch up -

I think sunshines baby will be the 28th Dec -6lb 4 oz - 3.11am????