Tesco Discussion Chats & Grabbits 11+ Xmas/NY (Incorporating HC's Glitch & B1tch Pub)

French_Knickers

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

Tesco sell nipple clamps?:eek::rotfl:

What, you missed the post??? Let me go take a leak and I'll go find it for you.

kymie

French_Knickers wrote: »

What, you missed the post??? Let me go take a leak and I'll go find it for you.

Was going to bed but have to wait up and see lol!!
(The post that is!!)

artha

French_Knickers wrote: »

Oh trollops..............just slaughtered my last hen

Worse still I've run out of posh scotch.......AND the last of my voddy and tia maria as at the OH's....hidden I might add, but once she's read this it won't be hidden for long!! :eek:

Guess its back to Tesco own brand lager or glitched wine from now on..........well it was a very long and merry xmas so I shouldnt complain toooo much! :T

Hi FK.Just how much Speckled Hen have you slaughtered in the last few weeks. By my reckoning on your posts it must have been a couple of dozen bottles. My liver would have been waving the white flag if I'd had as many:rotfl:

CookieRaider

APennysaved wrote: »

It always is, always is...hours I've wasted in there . Very strong lurker community in G.gow West

(Sorry, just catching up now)

artha wrote: »

Hi CookieRaider. Why the change of name?

Out with the old done it on a few sites got sick of darroch

French_Knickers

Has anyone got the complaints dept for Mr Kipling handy? I keep riping the lids of his mince pies while tring to get them out of the foil cups.....its not on ya know!

French_Knickers

I will look for the post, but it may take me a while as I'll have to scan about 100 pages lol.............but these were the offending items, carefully hidden behind the description of "spring clamps". Yeah right........

artha

French_Knickers wrote: »

Has anyone got the complaints dept for Mr Kipling handy? I keep riping the lids of his mince pies while tring to get them out of the foil cups.....its not on ya know!

That's what too much drink does for you. Lots of fumbling around and not getting the job done properly. Ask the OH oops:o.

APennysaved_2

CookieRaider wrote: »

And Milngavie is just to small and full of snobs, wish i was closer to st rollo

I was in there recently...it's certainly not your typical T's - the lighting, the hushed, calm music, and some positively discoured clipstrips with layers of dust on them :rotfl:
St R*ll*x's ok, just a pain to trek across the whole massive store to the scanner...even worse if you've got stuff from upstairs :mad:
And then I always feel like security's watching me cos of the suspiciously many trips I make to the beer aisle

French_Knickers

CookieRaider wrote: »

Out with the old done it on a few sites got sick of darroch

he was fed up of people slapping him down as darroch10 so decided to have people slap him down under another alias instead!

Hi darroch! :cool:

French_Knickers

artha wrote: »

That's what too much drink does for you. Lots of fumbling around and not getting the job done properly. Ask the OH oops:o.

I would but she's asleep.............:D