Tesco Discussion Chats & Grabbits 11+ Xmas/NY (Incorporating HC's Glitch & B1tch Pub)

LadyLeenie

LadyLeenie wrote: »

Did he say "yes":rotfl::rotfl:

Answer by PM if you like :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

HappyChappy84

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

Today has been a total fcuk up...

Drove to Aberdeen (30 miles) so I could take Molly to the vets, back to mine for a shower, pick up my toothbrush and DVD's before going to the dentist. Got to Aberdeen and realised that my flat keys were in my coat pocket back at mums.:mad:

Took Molly to the PDSA and as I was hoping they would do a blood test to test her thyroid. Before we went in for our appointment I made sure I left a large donation to cover the blood test. Vet wouldn't do a blood test as they are only allowed to do 3 a month and need more evidence of one being needed.:mad:

Went to T's and picked up a cheap toothbrush (70p) so I could go to a mates and brush my teeth before going to the dentist. I got to the dentist to find out that my dentist was off ill and that they had left a message on my home answering machine.:mad: So I wasted 70p on a toothbrush.:mad::mad:

Went to T's Extra, what a mistake, over an hour to get out the fcuk ing car park and other drivers were pushing in left right and centre.:mad:

On a brighter note T's refunded me £1.40 for the extremely bitter satsumas I bought earlier in the week.:beer:

Sis then mugged me of a pound so she could buy a whoopsied box of Mr Kipling Winter Warmers.:beer:

Took Molly for a walk round the park to kill time before going to the dentist only to get back to the car to find sis had ate all but one of said Winter Warmers.:mad:

HappyChappy84

LadyLeenie wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Yes, thank you Leenie!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Going to open the Havana Club and Bombay Mix in a bit.:beer:

HappyChappy84

jumblejack wrote: »

Drum roll please.......


"Smart1e has the answer!!!!" :T

Didn't the smarties advert go something like "smarties have the answer"?

locarr

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

Today has been a total fcuk up...

Drove to Aberdeen (30 miles) so I could take Molly to the vets, back to mine for a shower, pick up my toothbrush and DVD's before going to the dentist. Got to Aberdeen and realised that my flat keys were in my coat pocket back at mums.:mad:

Took Molly to the PDSA and as I was hoping they would do a blood test to test her thyroid. Before we went in for our appointment I made sure I left a large donation to cover the blood test. Vet wouldn't do a blood test as they are only allowed to do 3 a month and need more evidence of one being needed.:mad:

Went to T's and picked up a cheap toothbrush (70p) so I could go to a mates and brush my teeth before going to the dentist. I got to the dentist to find out that my dentist was off ill and that they had left a message on my home answering machine.:mad: So I wasted 70p on a toothbrush.:mad::mad:

Went to T's Extra, what a mistake, over an hour to get out the fcuk ing car park and other drivers were pushing in left right and centre.:mad:

So you've not had a chance to sort those bottles out yet then!!:p

HappyChappy84

mymerrywidow wrote: »

didnt you have a shower 2 weeks ago:rotfl:

Almost 3 now!:beer: Although the shower was for Molly as she was rolling around in sh ite the other week.

Smart1e

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

Didn't the smarties advert go something like "smarties have the answer"?

Yes I think it did - not sure what the answer was though, or even the question come to that...:D

I'm not a smartie really, it's the name of a gorgeous cat I had when I was younger:)

LadyLeenie

Time to go...have fun all xx

HappyChappy84

locarr wrote: »

So you've not had a chance to sort those bottles out yet then!!:p

Don't even go there mate!:rotfl:

caz2703

Smart1e wrote: »

Possible spoiler - maybe not though!


It doesn't say Fred is twice as old as Sue or it would be too easy lol!

My answer is below but I'm not sure if it's right, don't look if you don't want to!

I think...

Fred is 28 , Sue is 21.

You have to do it backwards , so if Sue is 21 now , when Fred was 21 Sue was 14 and it says Fred is now twice that old.

Is that right Jumble?

Bloody semantics. Well done Smartie :T

This may be quite easy but here goes:

A man walks from one side of the street to the other. When he reaches the other side, everyone cheers. Why?