Tesco Discussion Chats & Grabbits 11+ Xmas/NY (Incorporating HC's Glitch & B1tch Pub)

Smart1e

caz2703 wrote: »

Shush you, I'm trying to be optimistic

Folks killed 3 while I was in court on Monday (they were only here 3 hours!), I killed 3 yesterday and I've just managed to squish number 4 for today on the TV. I need a lottery win to get out of here.

I will send my cat Bertie round, he eats them.:eek: Never seen or heard anything so gross in my life he makes me heave but hey gets rid of any flies!!!:j

3Dogs

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

:(Oh dear. (need 10 characters)

Well there's you, your Sis, Locarr, Frequent, LadyLeenie, Caz, Nikkilala of course, then theres QPR, Rob, Artha ...... how many's that? 9 ... oh, and me :j there you are, 10 characters

3Dogs

Smart1e wrote: »

I will send my cat Bertie round, he eats them.:eek: Never seen or heard anything so gross in my life he makes me heave but hey gets rid of any flies!!!:j

:eek: :eek:

Westvleteren

3Dogs wrote: »

:eek: :eek:

What phrase did you google to get and image like that :eek: Please tell me it wasn't cat with fly on nose :rotfl::rotfl:

3Dogs

Westvleteren wrote: »

What phrase did you google to get and image like that :eek: Please tell me it wasn't cat with fly on nose :rotfl::rotfl:

No, I hit lucky with 'cat eating fly' :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl:

jumblejack

Final teaser to fling out before I go to bed:

Calculate the area of a triangle that has sides of fifteen, twelve and twenty seven centimetres long?

3Dogs

frequent wrote: »

jonny cash "i fell into a ring of fire",

trumpet sings :tat talat talat talat, talala la la la, tat talat talat talat, talala la la la

love is a burning thing
and it make a fiery ring
bound by wild desire
i feel into a ring of fire

i feel into a burning ring or fire
i went down down down and the flames went higher
and it burns burns burns the ring of fire
the ring of fire

omg cant believe you guys have got me writing gay gags ( thats a gay swan gag, quack quack, have a gander, on no, those are duckie jokes, oh no they're not, oh yes they are, watch out happys behind you, oh now he's not, ouch so he is :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

keep feeding me no that's not what i meant

Oh dear, Frequent's been drinking again :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

HappyChappy84

3Dogs wrote: »

Oh dear, Frequent's been drinking again :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Who put that song in the karaoke machine?:eek:

kymie

Off to bed in the vain attempt I can get to T's around 7am for my salad stuff and avoid any huge crowds. Sent hubby this evening around 10pm 'just in case' there was anything left worth having - he came home with Finest Mince Pie Mousse - (not mouse ) 25p for a pack of 2. It was quite nice but a bit rich so I only ate half! Which isnt like me cos I have a really sweet tooth!

Night all xxx

Westvleteren

jumblejack wrote: »

Final teaser to fling out before I go to bed:


What is the area of a triangle that has sides of 15, 12 and 27 inches long?

Me thinks you have to use Pythagoras to work that one out and not he usual half base x height Math is is not my strong point.

Edit: scrub that I haven't a clue and I don' t care.