In Desperate Need Of A Loan

telboyo

ILW wrote: »

Sainsburys sell kidneys.

Do you mean to tell me that I have to give Sainsburys some money?
I want some kidneys and I don't want to pay for them, Sainsburys are a bunch of rip-off merchants, I once PAID for a cake that was described as delicious, it was very nice but I would not describe it as delicious especially as I had no money left with which to buy an Iphone.

Does any body know how I can get compensation for this not so delicious cake- £ 500 should be enough- I can then go to https://www.dodgyonlineloans.con and pay for a GUARANTEED £1000,000 loan @ 0% to self build a house. If it is any more than 0% I will cry foul and refuse to pay
cos i got rights you know

wrestlemania1985

DCFC79 wrote: »

What do you need the money for OP, dont tell me its for xmas.

I need the money so that I can move my life forwards as opposed to moving it backwards.

Answer me this:

Do I want to spend the rest of my life claiming benefits, whilst watching a life that I could easily be a part of?

Yes or No?

wrestlemania1985

Baldrickscunningplan wrote: »

You could phone Provident. They give loans to unemployed people.

I've already checked Provident, they only do small loans.
And I do not want a small amount, I want a large amount like £25,000.

creditcardhelp11

Emmzi wrote: »

crisis fund

credit union (but you need to save first)

mum and dad

pawn shop

Do not encourage these people! A crisis loan is for an emergency or disaster (people in real need) buy (pun intended) the sounds of it the op is after extra Xmas shopping money.

creditcardhelp11

cantbebothered2 wrote: »

let me guess this straight....

you want someone to GIVE you 25k even though your NOT working and no way to pay it back?

I tell you what how about you come round to my house and ill give you they keys to it along with my car, you can even sleep with my wife if you want! !!!!!!.... thats about as close your going to get to getting a loan WITHOUT working. How do even propose to pay it back? what if your "venture" goes belly up? who will pay for it then?
I get the feeling you want the cash to just up and move to another country and never return and never pay it back!

Get a grip and wake up, let me know if you do go into a bank so i can tag along and listen to them laugh at you when you ask!

where do these people come from? i do hope your a trololololololololol!

Most are trolls but some people actually expect to just be given loads of money and never pay it back. So many people just get credit and say why should I pay it back I've got no money. They never even bother to settle accounts. grrrrrrrrr

tell_it_how_it_is

wrestlemania1985 wrote: »

Do I want to spend the rest of my life claiming benefits, whilst watching a life that I could easily be a part of?

And I do not want a small amount, I want a large amount like £25,000.

Let's ask you a question. If the boot was on the other foot, would you be willing/happy to lend £25k of you own money to someone in your own position?

Unless you're not of sound mind, there's only one answer to that I'm afraid.

Emmzi

creditcardhelp11 wrote: »

Do not encourage these people! A crisis loan is for an emergency or disaster (people in real need) buy (pun intended) the sounds of it the op is after extra Xmas shopping money.

In fairness I answered post 1 and they only started trolling at post 24.

Plus I'm a grown woman. Don't tell me off, it's annoying and you aren't my mum.

LovelyLeeds

wrestlemania1985 wrote: »

I've already checked Provident, they only do small loans.
And I do not want a small amount, I want a large amount like £25,000.

Who are you? I know you've posted before and not so long ago in another guise. Wish my memory was better!

To trill out one of my fave phrases, you've got Bob Hope and no hope.

meer53

SeanCee needed a huge loan to further his career as a model. He needed money for limb lengthening as he was and inch and a half short (:)) The loan was vital apparently or his life was in ruins. Sounds similar but this one is a bit short compared to Seans pleading. He went on for pages trying to justify why someone should give him the money. People like this OP need education not money.

RichGold

cantbebothered2 wrote: »

...you can even sleep with my wife if you want!

Is that offer open to people other than those on benefits?








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