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In Desperate Need Of A Loan

wrestlemania1985
wrestlemania1985 Posts: 4 Newbie
in Loans
Guys & Gals, I really need your help in getting me a loan.

I am not asking for the following:

Guarantor Loans.
Fee/Deposit Loans.
Loans that require you to be employed.
Loans that need a small amount of money to release the funds.

So that's it.

Please Help

I really appreciate it.

Many Thanks in return.
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Comments

  • creditcardhelp11
    creditcardhelp11 Posts: 399 Forumite
    A loan where you don't have to be employed? Are you for real? Troll!
  • Emmzi
    Emmzi Posts: 8,658 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    crisis fund

    credit union (but you need to save first)

    mum and dad

    pawn shop
    Debt free 4th April 2007.
    New house. Bigger mortgage. MFWB after I have my buffer cash in place.
  • DCFC79
    DCFC79 Posts: 40,619 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper
    What do you need the money for OP, dont tell me its for xmas.
  • KingElvis
    KingElvis Posts: 4,100 Forumite
    There's good money to be made down the docks.
    "We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!"
  • Peelerfart
    Peelerfart Posts: 2,177 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    'Spose OP could be self employed or he could be a troll.

    I've heard the money they pay trolls is awful, hence the loan to refurb the bridge,increase the LTV and move onwards and upwards.

    fest26.gif
    Space available for rent
  • DCFC79
    DCFC79 Posts: 40,619 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper
    Could be for leg stretching i guess.
  • 27col
    27col Posts: 6,554 Forumite
    If you have not got a job, then presumably paying back this mythical loan will be a problem. So, what you are actually asking for, is a gift. Correct me if I am wrong.
    I can afford anything that I want.
    Just so long as I don't want much.
  • LovelyLeeds
    LovelyLeeds Posts: 584 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 500 Posts Photogenic Combo Breaker
    DCFC79 wrote: »
    Could be for leg stretching i guess.
    :rotfl:
    Not far wrong I suspect. The OP's posting style sounds a bit familiar.
  • Peelerfart
    Peelerfart Posts: 2,177 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Didn't leg stretchy guy work 25 hours a day tho?
    Space available for rent
  • LovelyLeeds
    LovelyLeeds Posts: 584 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 500 Posts Photogenic Combo Breaker
    So he did!
    Distinct lack of Friday styleeee threads today - still there's time yet...
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